We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Christmas tree. Yes there is another Christmas tree behind it, that's called having friends. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10

i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate

so we moved to bluesky

Every time one of my Twitter followers pops up over here, I feel like I’ve grown a little stronger.

Uhhh. This is my dog, Pepita, dressed up as the pope. Popeita. That’s all I got.

I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time

I’ll be staying inside books for the next four years. At least their villains are contained to a page.