Sailor Vanity (she/they)
@sailorvanity.bsky.social
36 -MDNI-
AZ
Capricorn
New to cosplay
She/they
Idk what I'm doing half the time
Hojo's #1 hater
https://sailorvanity.carrd.co
AZ
Capricorn
New to cosplay
She/they
Idk what I'm doing half the time
Hojo's #1 hater
https://sailorvanity.carrd.co
Imma make him slutty 👀
Realizing right before work that I have the stuff for a human Sir Pentious closet cosplay.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Imma make him slutty 👀
Realizing right before work that I have the stuff for a human Sir Pentious closet cosplay.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Realizing right before work that I have the stuff for a human Sir Pentious closet cosplay.
Anyway, I deleted it and will repost it to TT later. Enjoy it here.
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Anyway, I deleted it and will repost it to TT later. Enjoy it here.
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We have ten days left to fund this!! Let’s make this happen! Come in clutch beautiful Hetalia community!! #hetalia
We’ve launched the Hetalia World Feast Mail Club that will give monthly cultural packages full of art, stickers, recipes, and fun facts! You don’t even need to know Hetalia to enjoy it as we are wanting to celebrate the countries culture! #hetalia
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fla...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fla...
Hetalia World Feast Mail Club
Celebrate countries culture, recipes, and art with familiar personified countries!
www.kickstarter.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We have ten days left to fund this!! Let’s make this happen! Come in clutch beautiful Hetalia community!! #hetalia
When you spend a good amount of time editing and doing costume changes for a video, just for it to get minimal engagement, while the one where you were being an absolute dipshit for 8 seconds gets all the traction 🙃💀
a cartoon of a bear drinking a cup of coffee
ALT: a cartoon of a bear drinking a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When you spend a good amount of time editing and doing costume changes for a video, just for it to get minimal engagement, while the one where you were being an absolute dipshit for 8 seconds gets all the traction 🙃💀
Accidentally took a nap...imma be up all night 💀
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Accidentally took a nap...imma be up all night 💀
Gonna ruin Thanksgiving by saying "I miss cocaine" after the family prayer.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Gonna ruin Thanksgiving by saying "I miss cocaine" after the family prayer.
I just noticed how white the fur is getting on my dogs snout...
Ouch...
Ouch...
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I just noticed how white the fur is getting on my dogs snout...
Ouch...
Ouch...
I don't care, I fucking love Carol of the Bells
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don't care, I fucking love Carol of the Bells
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youtube.com/shorts/Dm_Yy... God this kills me in the best way
Yas Queen #sailormoon #teamfourstar #anime
YouTube video by TeamFourStar
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
youtube.com/shorts/Dm_Yy... God this kills me in the best way
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
Look, all I'm saying is the pigeons like Rude. That's a green flag in my book. 😌
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Look, all I'm saying is the pigeons like Rude. That's a green flag in my book. 😌
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i'm tapping the sign because a lot of people just seem to forget that "nsfw" doesn't just mean porn. it means "not safe for work." would i get sent to HR for having this on my computer monitor? yes? then it's not safe for work. for the love of everything that is holy, stop erasing the meaning.
Look, I get it.
Fuck the system.
But please for the love of god label your shit if its nsfw.
If someone is naked, it's nsfw.
It means: Not Safe For Work.
This isn't a euphemism.
It's literal.
If I open blue at work for a cheeky scroll to see how moots r doing, I shouldn't have to watch my 6.
Thanks.
Fuck the system.
But please for the love of god label your shit if its nsfw.
If someone is naked, it's nsfw.
It means: Not Safe For Work.
This isn't a euphemism.
It's literal.
If I open blue at work for a cheeky scroll to see how moots r doing, I shouldn't have to watch my 6.
Thanks.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i'm tapping the sign because a lot of people just seem to forget that "nsfw" doesn't just mean porn. it means "not safe for work." would i get sent to HR for having this on my computer monitor? yes? then it's not safe for work. for the love of everything that is holy, stop erasing the meaning.
Once again was asked why I don't want kids and then asked "well, what if Sean wants one?" Um. Then he can go have one, just not with me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Once again was asked why I don't want kids and then asked "well, what if Sean wants one?" Um. Then he can go have one, just not with me.
Button down shirts are my enemy....or my tits enemy, rather.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Button down shirts are my enemy....or my tits enemy, rather.
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due to popular demand (two people) the little guy is now in my Redbubble shop! 🫶
www.redbubble.com/people/MarzipanLadyArt/shop
www.redbubble.com/people/MarzipanLadyArt/shop
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
due to popular demand (two people) the little guy is now in my Redbubble shop! 🫶
www.redbubble.com/people/MarzipanLadyArt/shop
www.redbubble.com/people/MarzipanLadyArt/shop
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ADDING. A Living will or medical directive for EVERYONE. I know folks that follow me that are estranged from their families. Do make sure someone you trust will legally be able to follow your wishes if you become incapacitated!!
Because it came up in discussion with my family today I wanted to make my periodic reminder to folks to GET A WILL.
If you have a long time partner/Spouse, own any property, have kids or pets Having a will is very very very very important
If you have a long time partner/Spouse, own any property, have kids or pets Having a will is very very very very important
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ADDING. A Living will or medical directive for EVERYONE. I know folks that follow me that are estranged from their families. Do make sure someone you trust will legally be able to follow your wishes if you become incapacitated!!
*taps mic*
*there's feedback this time*
Reno, but part human, part peacock spider.
*there's feedback this time*
Reno, but part human, part peacock spider.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
*taps mic*
*there's feedback this time*
Reno, but part human, part peacock spider.
*there's feedback this time*
Reno, but part human, part peacock spider.
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that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
Oh fuck.
Almost forgot my daily shitpost to let people know I survived another day.
That was close.
Almost forgot my daily shitpost to let people know I survived another day.
That was close.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Oh fuck.
Almost forgot my daily shitpost to let people know I survived another day.
That was close.
Almost forgot my daily shitpost to let people know I survived another day.
That was close.
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Don’t use AI covers and voice over in the fandom. #hazbinhotel #keithdavid #huskerdust #ai #voiceacting
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Don’t use AI covers and voice over in the fandom. #hazbinhotel #keithdavid #huskerdust #ai #voiceacting
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Clarification: Accepting payments for commissions through Friends & Family is against TOS (which you agree to by making an account), and it is TAX FRAUD.
Do not ask for comm payments via F & F. Dont let an artist convince you to pay this way, because your account can be taken down as well.
Do not ask for comm payments via F & F. Dont let an artist convince you to pay this way, because your account can be taken down as well.
Lots of "don't write 'commission' in PayPal's feedback box for invoices" misinfo/fearmongering going around.
Yes, PayPal is censoring nsfw/queer artists like other payment processors. No, the word 'commission' will not get you flagged unless youre taking Friends & Family payments for commissions.
Yes, PayPal is censoring nsfw/queer artists like other payment processors. No, the word 'commission' will not get you flagged unless youre taking Friends & Family payments for commissions.
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Clarification: Accepting payments for commissions through Friends & Family is against TOS (which you agree to by making an account), and it is TAX FRAUD.
Do not ask for comm payments via F & F. Dont let an artist convince you to pay this way, because your account can be taken down as well.
Do not ask for comm payments via F & F. Dont let an artist convince you to pay this way, because your account can be taken down as well.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
My brain for no reason:
"Jester Rude."
"Jester Rude."
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My brain for no reason:
"Jester Rude."
"Jester Rude."