sage🇸🇻
sagealexander.bsky.social
sage🇸🇻
@sagealexander.bsky.social
Broke bitch
Rudy Giuliani: the reality is I have no cash. Right now, if I want to call a taxi, I can't do it. I don't have a credit card; I don't have a checking account. I have no place I can go take cash out, except a little bit that I saved but its getting down to almost nothing
November 27, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Wait why it actually make sense 😭😭
New Jersey is the Florida of the East Coast, Vegas is the Florida of the west coast. Florida needs Jesus himself
November 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Ok lemme start engaging on here fr
November 27, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I’m ngl the last episode of how to get away with murder had me blown tf away
November 27, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Ik drake ass mad asf rn 😭
‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar has re-entered the Top 20 of US Apple Music.
November 27, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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everybody so full of lust..bring back real lovers.
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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I still haven’t watched it to this day.
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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no more talking stages i have nothing to say
November 19, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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As we did in 2017, we’re going to find out a lot about some people and whether they really are who they pretend to be.
November 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Megan Good too fine to be with Jonathon Majors … IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME
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November 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Nickelodeon was fw niggas damn near before anybody 😭 #blacksky
November 17, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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It don’t matter what you go to sleep watching on Tubi, you gon wake up watching S1E8 of “Everybody Hates Chris”
November 18, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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Lmaooo. All im saying is if you see me in self checkout.. mind your business 🤫😂
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Inflation gone make me start stealing again
Dont come to my place thanksgiving because my food will NOT be seasone
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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This is how it feels being on this app
November 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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“omg did you see what just happened at Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul’s fight”

Netflix:
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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How I feel every time I post on Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Put me and trump in the ring imma show yall a real fight
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November 16, 2024 at 5:51 AM
That’s exactly what I like to see
November 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I refuse to believe this fight was real …
a woman wearing a blue nike jacket with usa on it
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November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
This fight was ai
Black ppl losing two weeks in a row? Im finna crash out 😂 WE NEED A NEW SCRIPT… let me go ahead and prepare for this AOTY loss and another white ass Chiefs SB win man… damn.
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
That’s really what he needed to do
I hope Mike Tyson relapse and bite Jake’s ear off
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM