Ashley
sacrosby.bsky.social
Ashley
@sacrosby.bsky.social
Pittsburgh Pirates and Steelers. Manchester United. Recovering Twitter addict. @___polyethylene on the other place.
COME ON YOU HOUUUUUUNDS
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy Last Drive In Day to all who observe!
March 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's a Saturday, but I'm doing my day job on a volunteer basis for our neighborhood civic association. Surprisingly, it's less painful than when I do it for money? Didn't really expect that.
March 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The funny thing is that I'd bet money they're thinking this made them look strong after being embarrassed by Starmer but it did the exact opposite. That was the equivalent of stepping on a rake Sideshow Bob-style and then pissing on yourself as you go down
February 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know, A LOT about all of this makes me so mad, but one of the big things is that most of my daily life is informed by how desperately I want to avoid coming across as stupid and yet these absolute fucking BUFFOONS obviously live their lives with no such anxiety.
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I became a citizen a year ago today and the "against all enemies, both foreign and domestic" part of the oath is hitting especially hard
February 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Someone beat me to it at our local Giant Eagle
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A cold beer on a warm day at PNC Park could (temporarily) heal me
February 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Really dislike all the dumbfucks sitting right behind the American bench
February 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just here to say I will always love Chantal Kreviazuk's version of Leaving On A Jet Plane from the Armageddon soundtrack but I have NO IDEA what happened with O Canada there 😬
February 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A sincere and eternal "fuck you" to John Fetterman. So many gave so much time, money, and energy to help elect that waste of space and it's a goddamn shame. I hope the people of this city allow him zero peace when he shows up to events trying to cosplay as a yinzer because he does not represent us.
February 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The new Bridget Jones movie made me cry, in case anyone is wondering how it's going over here
February 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
TECHNICALLY I can't lose here, but my Canadian side will always win out when it comes to international hockey competitions
February 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So I'm about 3/4 of the way through Onyx Storm, and it feels like nothing's happened? And it also features one of the worst character names I've ever encountered? 🤷‍♀️
February 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Oh thank god, John Oliver is back this week
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Seal faced seal was and is terrible, but the fleshy cowboy hat is giving me hives
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That "hey Drake", with the direct look and smile to camera ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There's a lot that makes me think we've had a good run and that it's about time for an asteroid-led reset and some of these ads are really contributing to that feeling
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Taking the laughs where I can find them. Just now? A "BOO-URNS" license plate
February 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Man, I wish Luigi had held out for a bigger target
February 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Where are all these good guys with guns I've heard so much about?
February 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yeah, things are terrible, but Myles Garrett requested a trade and basically called the Browns hopeless forever-losers in his statement and that's pretty funny
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@wyep.bsky.social is playing Bowie's "I'm Afraid Of Americans" right now and I'm laughing and doing breathing exercises at the same time
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
aaaaand this is what I was talking about last night when I said that, as a dual citizen, I'm angry and annoyed on behalf of, and with, people in both countries.
February 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM