Joe Sacher
sacherjj.bsky.social
Joe Sacher
@sacherjj.bsky.social
Electrical Engineer, Software Engineer, Foster Parent, Maker, Problem Solver, and Dad Joke Enthusiast.
Does The Handmaid's Tale have to switch over to the documentary category next year?
February 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Due to a continual and persistent lack of science knowledge, one of Trump's executive orders defined every American as a female.

mashable.com/article/trum...
Did Trump's executive order just make everyone in the U.S. female?
All Americans are now AFBT (assigned female by Trump).
mashable.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Contraception begins with Erection Act. I love it.

www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/m...
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
www.wlbt.com
January 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Mix of puzzles and LEGO assembly and running some quality music through the HiFi.

Every dozen songs our 8 year old asks, "I this one Weird Al made a song out of?"

Yes, son. Yes it is.
January 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wonder why a package from Amazon takes 6 days to get here, then it makes sense once I see USPS delivery.

Since DeJoy was appointed Postmaster by Trump, it takes packages and mail 2-3 days longer to travel less than 20 miles around Indianapolis. Absolutely pathetic.
January 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Crap. I totally forgot we were supposed to have an insurrection today, because our candidate lost.

I should have put that in my calendar.
January 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
In England, they drive on the left side of the road.

In Indianapolis, they drive on what is left of the road.
December 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
There are 362 days until Christmas and some people already have their Christmas light up. Unbelievable.
December 28, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Getting a full cow's harvested makes a ton of meat. Now I'm researching a recipe for how to make cow tongue I kept for my son to try. Sounds like poaching and then searing is the answer here. Did not realize it was fatty enough to render out while cooking, but sounds like how I had it before.
December 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Reading minds sounds cool at first. But then you realize that for most people you would just hear the same 10 seconds of a song in the loop.
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I wanted to send:

"I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

However, our lawyer advised, I send:

"I wish you, but do not guarantee, a reasonably Merry Christmas, and/or festive period including but not limited to a reasonably Happy twelve (12) months from the date hereof."
December 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Wondering how long it will take our son to notice we swapped his blanket with a new Back to the Future one, in the morning.

And by we, I mean the royal we, including either Santa or elves.
December 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Remember: Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
December 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
If Capitalism is so great, why does it need to be bailed out by socialism every couple decades?
December 20, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Great things never come from within your comfort zones. You can exist in comfort zones, but never thrive and succeed.

Success comes from trying something hard and then walking from failure to failure without quitting.
December 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
My Cub Scout Den got to wrap me up at the Christmas party.

I have to respect that the first step was immediately blinding me with bows over the eyes.

Then when they came to help me unwrap, someone yanked on the garland garrote around my neck.

Not sure if scouts or tiny assassins. 😰
December 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Mad respect for Craigslist using a 20 year old website. They are all:

"If you want to use our crappy website to sell your garbage, cool. Otherwise, GTFO."
December 19, 2024 at 5:32 AM
JUSTICE is best served cold.

If it were served warm it would be JUSTWATER.
December 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Universal Healthcare is so complex that only 32 of the 33 developed nations of the world have it. That isn't "most" developed nations. It is ALL BUT the USA.

Why?

There is too much money to be made off of death and suffering. Profit from arbitrage .Our healthcare premiums paid for that lobbying.
December 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Those Americans elect seem to be based on two factors:

1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
December 15, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It would be an amazing world if truth shaped people's politics.

Rather than our current world where politics shapes people's "truth".

When I escaped a cult I was born into, I needed to rebuild my belief structure from the ground up and prove it. I recommend that painful process to everyone.
December 14, 2024 at 2:28 PM
America is finally up in arms about the issues with for profit health insurance and they elected the candidate that will do nothing about it.

Could have gone the other way. But, the United States is a bunch if idiots that are led to slaughter by billionaires after they have been fully fattened.
December 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
The minority that is currently destroying America is the rich and the politicians they have purchased.
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I guess I need to come clean about why I left my last job...
December 13, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Programmers like cooking.

You peel a carrot.
You chop a carrot.
You put the carrot in the soup.

That WAS the plan, but you find out that peeler removed support for carrots in version 5.4.
December 13, 2024 at 3:45 PM