that's not fair at all!

serfs worked far fewer hours per year than most americans

*makes the transformation sound*

Meanwhile: Mitch McConnell showed them, for years and years, that the Republicans don't give a fuck if they're a minority.

They'll, without using a single magic wand, go in front of cameras all day long and rant and whine about their grievances. They'll try again and again and again.

Yeah but they believe they believe, even if they know nothing and parrot. That's the key difference.

I mean on the one hand he's indistinguishable from any ordinary american christian right-winger in terms of actual conduct and demonstrable beliefs but on the other hand he also obviously knows nothing about it and cares about it only as a means for his own aggrandizement, best/worst of both worlds

gotta keep your powder dry. that's the most important part of war, the guy with the dryest powder wins

This is what winning capitalism looks like. Eleven people will haunt empty kingdoms while everyone else starves and burns. Congratulations, Elon, on your high score in a game no one should be playing.

Really undermines the vibe of being unable to see the eyes of a fellow human when those blank voids are bordered by the silliest stripes and fake jewels

As an xennial I'm proud to have the lead levels of a Gen xer and financial success of a millennial.