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Jack of all trades, master of none. Blue boy in a sea of red.
I can’t remember…what did the founding fathers call it when a president is impeached thrice? A turkey? No, that can’t be right…
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I can’t remember…what did the founding fathers call it when a president is impeached thrice? A turkey? No, that can’t be right…
Obviously Biden ordered the second strike.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Obviously Biden ordered the second strike.
What could be more sincere than an AI tribute?
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What could be more sincere than an AI tribute?
He was so distraught, he could barely bring himself to cheat on every hole.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He was so distraught, he could barely bring himself to cheat on every hole.
They should have had live music by Tone Deaf Leopard.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They should have had live music by Tone Deaf Leopard.
The most uninteresting man in the world.
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The most uninteresting man in the world.
Is sending Kimberly an gift or a punishment to Greece?
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is sending Kimberly an gift or a punishment to Greece?
MTG is resigning so she can spend more time painting murals, discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
MTG is resigning so she can spend more time painting murals, discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
Are these powers impenetrable to Jewish space lasers?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Are these powers impenetrable to Jewish space lasers?
Heard a rumor that she’s going to do Geico commercials.
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Heard a rumor that she’s going to do Geico commercials.
He’s trying to stay in his lane.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He’s trying to stay in his lane.
Not to be confused with unawful.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Not to be confused with unawful.
Are the same people who Trump said didn’t know Abe Lincoln was a republican?
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Are the same people who Trump said didn’t know Abe Lincoln was a republican?
The “Honey Bucket” presidency.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The “Honey Bucket” presidency.
It only applies to well done steaks smothered in ketchup.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It only applies to well done steaks smothered in ketchup.
He’s an asshole with shitty policies, so….
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He’s an asshole with shitty policies, so….
I’ve been meaning to ask you…are you doing something different with your frontal lobe?
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’ve been meaning to ask you…are you doing something different with your frontal lobe?
I believe the cattle are put in condoms and swallowed so as to hide them.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I believe the cattle are put in condoms and swallowed so as to hide them.
I feel like when Trump says something is a “fact”, it’s, you know, not.
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I feel like when Trump says something is a “fact”, it’s, you know, not.
Hurricane complains about destruction it leaves in its wake.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hurricane complains about destruction it leaves in its wake.
Trump: “I bet you a blowie I’ll lose this hole. Anyone?”
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump: “I bet you a blowie I’ll lose this hole. Anyone?”
B double-e, double r-u-n. RIP Todd
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
B double-e, double r-u-n. RIP Todd
I wonder if the head trauma will jar his recollection that he ran as a democrat
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I wonder if the head trauma will jar his recollection that he ran as a democrat