Ryan
@ryansimmons.bsky.social
Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
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Man we gotta bring back pillories and stocks, they seem perfect for shit like this
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Man we gotta bring back pillories and stocks, they seem perfect for shit like this
“HEY I JUST SAW HEAT” - the Letterboxd experience
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“HEY I JUST SAW HEAT” - the Letterboxd experience
Waving goodbye to all the billionaires leaving NYC after Mamdani becomes mayor
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Waving goodbye to all the billionaires leaving NYC after Mamdani becomes mayor
Our cat’s name is Chauncey so now every headline reads to me as though this turd just got busted for running an illegal gambling ring
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Our cat’s name is Chauncey so now every headline reads to me as though this turd just got busted for running an illegal gambling ring
Might be too late for this, but if you're in Montgomery, Alabama on Saturday Februrary 24, 1872, then please keep an eye out for Lydia Thompson and her troupe of blondes
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Might be too late for this, but if you're in Montgomery, Alabama on Saturday Februrary 24, 1872, then please keep an eye out for Lydia Thompson and her troupe of blondes
Oh and in said chase sequence, which breaks out after Brolin's daughter gets kidnapped, Brolin gets a Puerto Rican cabbie played by Mandy Patinkin to drive him and he has some interesting insights on white people
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh and in said chase sequence, which breaks out after Brolin's daughter gets kidnapped, Brolin gets a Puerto Rican cabbie played by Mandy Patinkin to drive him and he has some interesting insights on white people
The excellent James Brolin 1980 NYC crime thriller Night of the Juggler came out on Blu-ray a few months ago, and beyond the extremely sick chase sequence that makes up the first 25% of the movie, my favorite part is this NYPD Lt. learning what frozen yogurt is for the first time.
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The excellent James Brolin 1980 NYC crime thriller Night of the Juggler came out on Blu-ray a few months ago, and beyond the extremely sick chase sequence that makes up the first 25% of the movie, my favorite part is this NYPD Lt. learning what frozen yogurt is for the first time.
🎵 Where everybody knows your name...
October 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🎵 Where everybody knows your name...
a weary city cries out for its heroes
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
a weary city cries out for its heroes
inside you there are two wolves
September 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
inside you there are two wolves
When you realize you’re suddenly #1
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When you realize you’re suddenly #1
It has come to my attention there is a TikTok account called ‘PSUPisser’ that is — you guessed it — someone pissing on things around the Penn State campus
September 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It has come to my attention there is a TikTok account called ‘PSUPisser’ that is — you guessed it — someone pissing on things around the Penn State campus
I pulled up the post to see for myself and folks this particular fellow is even more cooked than you’d think. Practically crispy
August 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I pulled up the post to see for myself and folks this particular fellow is even more cooked than you’d think. Practically crispy
Brother, throw a little of this in that exact salad and it is over
July 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Brother, throw a little of this in that exact salad and it is over
yo i think jubilee went a little far on this one
July 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
yo i think jubilee went a little far on this one
Had a real DiCaprio-pointing-at-screen moment last night when my wife and I realized Michael Clayton's car blew up 3 minutes from our house
July 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Had a real DiCaprio-pointing-at-screen moment last night when my wife and I realized Michael Clayton's car blew up 3 minutes from our house
Why hire a Futurist when you could have a Prophet…
July 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why hire a Futurist when you could have a Prophet…
Your boy carved two smoked chicken. The party is very impressed. Please Clap 🇺🇸🧨
July 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Your boy carved two smoked chicken. The party is very impressed. Please Clap 🇺🇸🧨