Ryan
@ryansimmons.bsky.social
Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Twitch - twitch.tv/ryansimmons6ft6
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Ugh this guy should just kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ugh this guy should just kill himself
A new Steam Controller will probably, finally, make me happy
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A new Steam Controller will probably, finally, make me happy
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO CHIEFS!” or “GO BIRDS!” I’m yelling “GO BLUESKY SAFETY” and the rule of law!
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
While many of you are likely yelling “GO CHIEFS!” or “GO BIRDS!” I’m yelling “GO BLUESKY SAFETY” and the rule of law!
James Bond is Wile E Coyote for adults. Shut up
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
James Bond is Wile E Coyote for adults. Shut up
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hey, my fellow hivemind partners and i noticed you from across the bar..... we were wondering if you'd wanna merge consciousnesses with us 😏
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Pluribus (2025)
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the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”
October 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Nah this is stolen fucking valor Tom Brady. There’s no fucking way you know who those three are
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Nah this is stolen fucking valor Tom Brady. There’s no fucking way you know who those three are
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Yes, let’s hear it for that classic moviemaking phrase, famously constructed exactly this way: That Is A Wrap!
June 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Yes, let’s hear it for that classic moviemaking phrase, famously constructed exactly this way: That Is A Wrap!
kind of a missed opportunity to scream at a flight attendant for being in the shot
NEW: I’m calling on Trump to cancel private jet flights instead of commercial airlines.
Private jet flights often take a single billionaire passenger, but still put real strain on our air traffic control system.
Private jet flights often take a single billionaire passenger, but still put real strain on our air traffic control system.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
kind of a missed opportunity to scream at a flight attendant for being in the shot
I don’t torture people for entertainment. Please come to my theme park in Saudi Arabia.
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I don’t torture people for entertainment. Please come to my theme park in Saudi Arabia.
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hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
Gary Payton won a lot in Seattle ... and beefed with almost everyone
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
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“As you get older, you start to masturbate at home more. Less backstage and in other people’s hotel rooms while blocking the door.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“As you get older, you start to masturbate at home more. Less backstage and in other people’s hotel rooms while blocking the door.”
Man we gotta bring back pillories and stocks, they seem perfect for shit like this
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Man we gotta bring back pillories and stocks, they seem perfect for shit like this
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Au revoir mes amis
Waving goodbye to all the billionaires leaving NYC after Mamdani becomes mayor
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Au revoir mes amis
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this is exactly how I handle my chicken tendies when I'm smacked at 2am
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this is exactly how I handle my chicken tendies when I'm smacked at 2am
Especially compared to the cynical and disgusting Cuomo AI bullshit, the Zohran videos have been endlessly inspiring, hopeful, and infused with joy for what’s possible. Never seen a campaign like it
Olivia took our whole team’s footage from the past year from all of us and made as powerful and beautiful a closing statement as we could ever ask for. This is a future we can win together, New York.
Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Especially compared to the cynical and disgusting Cuomo AI bullshit, the Zohran videos have been endlessly inspiring, hopeful, and infused with joy for what’s possible. Never seen a campaign like it
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My thoughts on today. For alt text, I link to my instagram post in the alt, because it is simply too long.
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My thoughts on today. For alt text, I link to my instagram post in the alt, because it is simply too long.
literally every single day they give us another great reason to vote for Zohran Mamdani
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
literally every single day they give us another great reason to vote for Zohran Mamdani