Ryan
@ryanparfrey.bsky.social
I like stuff. Stuff mostly being sports. Sports mostly being hockey (Edmonton Oilers) and baseball (Toronto Blue Jays). And movies. And television. And video games. And weed. And wrestling.
Had a skate mod company drop off a FedEx shipment at work today that was going to Jeff Lang and the Edmonton Oilers hockey club. The gentleman let me know they were McDavid’s, and I have never taken more care of a package in my life. Now, when the Oilers win the cup, who do I submit my ring size to?
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Had a skate mod company drop off a FedEx shipment at work today that was going to Jeff Lang and the Edmonton Oilers hockey club. The gentleman let me know they were McDavid’s, and I have never taken more care of a package in my life. Now, when the Oilers win the cup, who do I submit my ring size to?
How the hell did I manage to stumble upon barnacletok on TikTok?
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How the hell did I manage to stumble upon barnacletok on TikTok?
I think peak millennial in your late 30s is being excited that four days into using your CPAP you hit 92 points on your sleep score.
September 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think peak millennial in your late 30s is being excited that four days into using your CPAP you hit 92 points on your sleep score.
I don’t want to work, I just want to stay home and play Ready Or Not all day 🎶
February 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I don’t want to work, I just want to stay home and play Ready Or Not all day 🎶
I love my co-workers.
February 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love my co-workers.
In fucking danger? Protection? From what? The 30cm of snow we just got?
Trump on Canada: "I spoke to Governor Trudeau ... they don't have military protection, and you take a look at what's going on out there ... people are in danger ... they need our protection."
February 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In fucking danger? Protection? From what? The 30cm of snow we just got?
Muwahahahah yess, it’s the cleaner, or is it? I honestly wonder how long I can keep this going.
January 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Muwahahahah yess, it’s the cleaner, or is it? I honestly wonder how long I can keep this going.
Definitely forgot to take my ADHD and anxiety meds today. Oh boy, today will be…something.
January 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Definitely forgot to take my ADHD and anxiety meds today. Oh boy, today will be…something.
In my Christmas stocking this year my wife bought me a pack of 100 miniature glow in the dark ducks. I’ve been randomly placing them all over the store at work and just watching my co-workers post pictures in the store group chat, and wonder who it is doing it. This is the highlight of my life.
January 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In my Christmas stocking this year my wife bought me a pack of 100 miniature glow in the dark ducks. I’ve been randomly placing them all over the store at work and just watching my co-workers post pictures in the store group chat, and wonder who it is doing it. This is the highlight of my life.
I bet some money on the US in the World Jrs. game. It’s never felt so good to betray my country.
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I bet some money on the US in the World Jrs. game. It’s never felt so good to betray my country.
Working retail full time and then starting to play a retail simulation game at home is totally normal, and not in fact psychotic, right? …Right? 😬
November 25, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Working retail full time and then starting to play a retail simulation game at home is totally normal, and not in fact psychotic, right? …Right? 😬
I have a very problematic co-worker who I could go on and on about the shit he does and says, but specifically he compares everything to cars. I mean everything, women, phone carriers, phones, everything.
November 25, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I have a very problematic co-worker who I could go on and on about the shit he does and says, but specifically he compares everything to cars. I mean everything, women, phone carriers, phones, everything.
This dude keeps trying to get at my coffee. One successful attempt for him so far today. #catsofbluesky
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
This dude keeps trying to get at my coffee. One successful attempt for him so far today. #catsofbluesky
What’s that? A cheque from both the prime minister and premier in the spring? Smells like election!
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
What’s that? A cheque from both the prime minister and premier in the spring? Smells like election!
I had a virtual online doctors appointment this morning that the doctor was late to, and before he showed up he canceled the appointment because it “requires in person care” then WHY IS IT AN OPTION FOR A SPECIFIC APPOINTMENT TYPE
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I had a virtual online doctors appointment this morning that the doctor was late to, and before he showed up he canceled the appointment because it “requires in person care” then WHY IS IT AN OPTION FOR A SPECIFIC APPOINTMENT TYPE
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
One day, it’s going to happen: I’m going to leave for work wearing slippers instead of shoes.
November 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
One day, it’s going to happen: I’m going to leave for work wearing slippers instead of shoes.
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Say his name and he appears
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Say his name and he appears
Bought our cats advent calendars today. Yup, hitting a whole other level of cat dadness.
November 15, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Bought our cats advent calendars today. Yup, hitting a whole other level of cat dadness.
Actually getting to deal with genuinely nice customers is low key the best. Good change of pace from the “I have to wait in line?!?”
November 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Actually getting to deal with genuinely nice customers is low key the best. Good change of pace from the “I have to wait in line?!?”
The house across the street from me is for sale, quick someone buy it!
November 10, 2024 at 4:13 PM
The house across the street from me is for sale, quick someone buy it!
I think my favourite emoji shortcut word is ‘harumph’ = 😤
November 10, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I think my favourite emoji shortcut word is ‘harumph’ = 😤
It’s been awhile Bluesky, what up?
November 9, 2024 at 10:48 PM
It’s been awhile Bluesky, what up?
I was completely ghosted and blocked by a friend who was becoming one of my closest, out of nowhere, no explanation, and as much as I don’t want to diminish whatever they’re going through, or I somehow made them feel, it really fucking hurts, and sucks.
September 22, 2023 at 2:59 PM
I was completely ghosted and blocked by a friend who was becoming one of my closest, out of nowhere, no explanation, and as much as I don’t want to diminish whatever they’re going through, or I somehow made them feel, it really fucking hurts, and sucks.
I went to a weed shop today and I was wearing my Danhausen Clubhausen shirt and the dude working there complimented it and then we talked wrestling for like 5 minutes and I wanted to ask him if he wanted to hang out sometime and why is it so hard to make friends 😩
August 7, 2023 at 1:29 AM
I went to a weed shop today and I was wearing my Danhausen Clubhausen shirt and the dude working there complimented it and then we talked wrestling for like 5 minutes and I wanted to ask him if he wanted to hang out sometime and why is it so hard to make friends 😩