All of this is meant to project "strength," but it all feels so weak and insecure

Would love to hear what that 4% are thinking

Oh, cool, so it's even more horrifying than we thought. Cool cool cool.

NASA should have fudged the results and said there were signs of diamonds and oil and we'd be there 5 years

"Crackers are just as nutritious as a buffet, socialist."

I'm sure a lot of this is performative, but maybe some of the quieter Dems will see stuff like this and FINALLY realize that visibly, aggressively standing up to Trump is actually good for them politically.

You can almost hear the keyboards at The Onion offices angrily deleting half finished stories

This isn't a big deal (yet). Disney+ launched around the same time and only turned a profit last year (after acquiring Hulu and ESPN). Amazon's Prime Video debuted 18 years ago, and there are still questions about if it is profitable.

"Not all Republicans tried to eat my face, a few of them just watched and took videos."