"Oh..are you a Grinch?"
"No. The Grinch caved in at the end. I'm ride or die for my cause. Fucking poser."

the average age in altoona, pa is 124

the whole idea of insurance is CRAZY. here, let me pay you a jillion dollars to protect me from hypothetical events in the future and if any of them actually happen there’s a chance all the money i’ve been paying won’t cover it. i did not agree to be a part of this when i was born!!!

I got 136 followers?!?!? You all are the best!!We are the mightest 136 on the planet! And have you seen the abs on the CEO shooter? Goddamn. That dude fucks.

Kim Keck..CEO of Blue Cross/Blue Shield just today decided that 'extended anesthesia ' will no longer be covered. Ahahahhahhahha....hope New York dude has an open schedule.

America hasn't been this united since that kid was in a well!

My favorite part of The Pledge Of Allegiance is when it talks about witches standing.

Donald Trump is a douchebag.

I started this the same day as Threads broke. And unfortunately I haven't really focused on this. Because I'm a sell out.

I want to rock right now.