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Ryan
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Queer polyamorous leftist nerd into fantasy, gaming, reading and writing, philosophy, other nerd stuff probably. He/him but an accurate gender description is at least a few paragraphs.
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Every time a meme from @kangus.bsky.social goes viral Ribbit Jordan comes out of his home to judge us.

#TheWheelOfTime #WotSkies
An edited picture of the iconic Robert Jordan photo standing against a brick wall and wearing his broad-brimmed hat. His face has been replaced with a large and quite prominent green frog, who---to my eyes at any rate---looks very judgy.
May 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I keep fiddling with them lol
An image of Elayne Trakand from The Wheel of Time. Her name is in large green letters in the top left, with the subheader "DAUGHTER-HEIR OF ANDOR" beneath it. Beneath that, five lines of white text read, PRINCESS LIKES SCIENCE RUNS TOWARD TROUBLE MIGHT FOLLOW YOU AROUND JUST WANTS A FRIEND The character is played by Ceara Coveney and she has long, dirty blonde hair. She is looking past the camera with a look that seems concerned. She's wearing a colorful but faded shirt and has a silver necklace in the shape of a rounded trapezoid it a circle was cut out on top. The background is out of focus. An image of Aviendha from The Wheel of Time. Her name is printed in orange in the top left with a subheader in white that says "MOSTLY SASS AND SPEARS". Five lines of text under that read, LIKES TO DANCE WILL FIGHT EVERYONE INTO GIRLS WILL DEFINITELY KICK YOUR ASS She is wearing a brown desert outfit with the hood partially up, her hair is styled with dreads, and three spears can be seen on her back.
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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An image of Elayne Trakand from The Wheel of Time. Her name is in large green letters in the top left, with the subheader "DAUGHTER-HEIR OF ANDOR" beneath it. Beneath that, five lines of white text read, PRINCESS LIKES SCIENCE RUNS TOWARD TROUBLE MIGHT FOLLOW YOU AROUND JUST WANTS A FRIEND The character is played by Ceara Coveney and she has long, dirty blonde hair. She is looking past the camera with a look that seems concerned. She's wearing a colorful but faded shirt and has a silver necklace in the shape of a rounded trapezoid it a circle was cut out on top. The background is out of focus.
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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#WoTShowSpoilers #WotSkies
A still from Wheel of Time S3E1. Egwene is standing on the left of the frame looking to the left while on the right side of the frame a bubble of evil Rand is climbing out through the mirror with a knife. The text across the bottom reads "Objects in Mirror are closer than they appear"
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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#WoTShowSpoilers #WotSkies
A still from Wheel of Time S3E1. Egwene is standing on the left of the frame looking to the left while on the right side of the frame a bubble of evil Rand is climbing out through the window with a knife. The text overlay above Egwene reads "Bluesky" and the text over Rand reads "Wheel of Time Fans".
March 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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This card is for the next trailer that I'm hoping to see this coming week. I'm not expecting to get bingo but I'm gonna be ambitious and say I hope I can get 15 boxes, that's my goal (I'm sure I'll get like 3) #wotS3bingo
A Wheel of Time bingo card for Season 3 from wotseries with 25 boxes including a free space in the middle with an image of the Horn of Valere. From left to right and then top to bottom, the squares read: 1. Perrin says he cannot be trusted 2. Tower violence 3. Lan screams 4. Moiraine and Lanfear talking 5. Accepted Test 6. Rhuidean mention 7. Rand and Car'a'carn mention 8. Lanfear, Moghedian, Sammael, Asmodean 9. Nyneave says she's afraid of the Power 10. Death is lighter than a feather 11. Two Rivers is in danger 12. Mat seeing the doorway 13. Free space 14. Moiraine's prophecy 15. Siuan told they have enemies 16. Tuath'a'an 17. Elaida says Siuan is dangerous 18. Wayback visions 19. Wise Ones and Egwene dreams 20. Bubble of evil and a line about the Shadow 21. Couladin and the Shaido 22. Nyneave channels 23. Elayne is desperate 24. Mat losing his memories 25. Siuan sends girls to hunt Liandrin
February 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The most relevant Malazan tier ranking
A tier list ranking of Malazan books. In the top category, "I'm literally crying right now thinking about it" is The Crippled God, Toll the Hounds, and Memories of Ice. In "This book makes me cry multiple times" is House of Chains, Deadhouse Gates, and Reaper's Gale. In "I cried once, but it was a good cry" is Fall of Light, Midnight Tides, Assail, The Bonehunters, and Return of the Crimson Guard. In "I'm definitely tearing up" is Dust of Dreams, The God Is Not Willing, and Forge of Darkness. In "I did not cry" is Gardens of the Moon, Kellenved's Reach, Dancer's Lament, Stonewielder, Orb Scepter Throne, Knight of Knives, Deadhouse Landing, and Blood and Bone.
December 2, 2024 at 7:55 PM