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Ryan Thurston
@ryan-thurston.bsky.social
Chili’s Merchandise Owner • Prominent Ska Defender • Occasional Comedian

https://kansascitycomedy.com/shows
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Hi. Ryan here. Aggressively average comedian from the Midwest.

Barely used Twitter when I had it, but understand the need to stay connected. So, here we are.

I’ll post show announcements and other things here, too.

Take care of yourselves, and don’t forget to unplug when you need it ♥️
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One of our most unhinged episodes, to be sure.
May 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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New episode out on Thursday with special guest, Brittany Tilander! Featuring Ryan Thurston, Ian McGinness, and Mallory Potter.
May 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Nadine's Rock Concert
February 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Like many of you, I, too, was standing in my living room, hands clutching my scalp as I watched in shock, shouting, "What the fuck is happening?!" at my screen over and over again.

#Severance
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Folks, it was an arduous battle. It took an entire roll of paper towels, several puffs from the pen, and numerous expletives, but we managed to win the battle in six hours.

I may be tired, but you should see the other guy.
You might be thinking, “Ryan… you have that backwards… you should be the boot,”

That’s where you’re wrong, my friends. This house is kicking my ass. I’m barely on my feet over here.
Me, fueled by three cups of coffee and marijuana: Do you know who the fuck I am?

My house that hasn’t been cleaned in months: You are an ant, and I, the boot.
January 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You might be thinking, “Ryan… you have that backwards… you should be the boot,”

That’s where you’re wrong, my friends. This house is kicking my ass. I’m barely on my feet over here.
Me, fueled by three cups of coffee and marijuana: Do you know who the fuck I am?

My house that hasn’t been cleaned in months: You are an ant, and I, the boot.
January 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me, fueled by three cups of coffee and marijuana: Do you know who the fuck I am?

My house that hasn’t been cleaned in months: You are an ant, and I, the boot.
January 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hey! I was in this! It was an honor and a privilege to participate in a program I've admired and enjoyed as a fan for so long.

Also, sorry Overland Park. Everybody else was saying it, so I thought I would join in, too. Hope you can forgive me. ❤️
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Hey! We're new here, but we've been around for a while. New episode out tomorrow!

#comedy #improv #kansascity #podcast #kc #law
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hi. Ryan here. Aggressively average comedian from the Midwest.

Barely used Twitter when I had it, but understand the need to stay connected. So, here we are.

I’ll post show announcements and other things here, too.

Take care of yourselves, and don’t forget to unplug when you need it ♥️
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM