The Testy Vanco Whisperer
@rxrants.bsky.social
Pharmacist, BCSCP
Freudenfreude Stan
Freudenfreude Stan
That’s quite the Pepto-inspired court, Denver.
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
That’s quite the Pepto-inspired court, Denver.
Hey nyt, I don’t want to create my own wordle. Despite all the pop ups that are trying to trick me into thinking I do.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey nyt, I don’t want to create my own wordle. Despite all the pop ups that are trying to trick me into thinking I do.
PTO time, bayyyybee!
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
PTO time, bayyyybee!
Pharmacy Week is a lot more enjoyable when you actually have the time and staffing to enjoy it.
#HappyPharmacyWeek
#HappyPharmacyWeek
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Pharmacy Week is a lot more enjoyable when you actually have the time and staffing to enjoy it.
#HappyPharmacyWeek
#HappyPharmacyWeek
I just finished reading It last night. Top 3 Stephen King.
Now, finally reading spoilers, I realized I still missed a shit ton.
Now, finally reading spoilers, I realized I still missed a shit ton.
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just finished reading It last night. Top 3 Stephen King.
Now, finally reading spoilers, I realized I still missed a shit ton.
Now, finally reading spoilers, I realized I still missed a shit ton.
Reposted by The Testy Vanco Whisperer
For more information about the Friday night massacre at CDC, I wrote up an analysis of who got terminated and what that means for public health.
Grateful to @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social for supporting and amplifying. We are in really terrible trouble.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-death-...
Grateful to @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social for supporting and amplifying. We are in really terrible trouble.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-death-...
October 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For more information about the Friday night massacre at CDC, I wrote up an analysis of who got terminated and what that means for public health.
Grateful to @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social for supporting and amplifying. We are in really terrible trouble.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-death-...
Grateful to @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social for supporting and amplifying. We are in really terrible trouble.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-death-...
Watching Court of Gold
August 2024, what a hopeful time that was. 😓
August 2024, what a hopeful time that was. 😓
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Watching Court of Gold
August 2024, what a hopeful time that was. 😓
August 2024, what a hopeful time that was. 😓
As a hiring manager, I never look for cover letters or fault applicants for not including them.
As an applicant: *trudges over to Word* I guess I’ll write one.
As an applicant: *trudges over to Word* I guess I’ll write one.
September 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
As a hiring manager, I never look for cover letters or fault applicants for not including them.
As an applicant: *trudges over to Word* I guess I’ll write one.
As an applicant: *trudges over to Word* I guess I’ll write one.
I so wanted to troll my leucovorin for autism friend today but didn’t.
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I so wanted to troll my leucovorin for autism friend today but didn’t.
Black sesame mochi ice cream is just…muah. 💋
September 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Black sesame mochi ice cream is just…muah. 💋
Back to work tomorrow after a week off. I got a taste of what retirement will be like, and it was glorious. 🥲
September 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Back to work tomorrow after a week off. I got a taste of what retirement will be like, and it was glorious. 🥲
Marking today for the 2nd best avocado toast I’ve ever had. I hate eating with my hands but glad I didn’t waste the perfect toast of that bread. With pickled onions, and sun dried tomatoes. #NoRagrets #Bougie #RetirementCanWait
August 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Marking today for the 2nd best avocado toast I’ve ever had. I hate eating with my hands but glad I didn’t waste the perfect toast of that bread. With pickled onions, and sun dried tomatoes. #NoRagrets #Bougie #RetirementCanWait
When you leave instructions to check sampling plates over the next week but there are so many batches all done at different times.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands on his face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands on his face
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August 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
When you leave instructions to check sampling plates over the next week but there are so many batches all done at different times.
This is the longest week ever. I can’t believe there’s today and then still another day.
August 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is the longest week ever. I can’t believe there’s today and then still another day.
I have goggle face and Peridox cough.
It’s like I was put through an aging filter.
It’s like I was put through an aging filter.
August 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I have goggle face and Peridox cough.
It’s like I was put through an aging filter.
It’s like I was put through an aging filter.
Oh my god having to click into every possible birthday card so I can zoom in to read it is the most annoying thing but I don’t want to get up to get my glasses this is 48.
August 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Oh my god having to click into every possible birthday card so I can zoom in to read it is the most annoying thing but I don’t want to get up to get my glasses this is 48.
My greatest super power is pooping RIGHT after a buffet with just enough time to get to my home bathroom.
August 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My greatest super power is pooping RIGHT after a buffet with just enough time to get to my home bathroom.
Pam and Liam 🔥
Justin and Katy 🤨
There I said it.
Justin and Katy 🤨
There I said it.
July 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Pam and Liam 🔥
Justin and Katy 🤨
There I said it.
Justin and Katy 🤨
There I said it.
I have fully embraced the reading glasses.
In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.
In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.
July 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have fully embraced the reading glasses.
In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.
In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.
Bringing a non-cleanroom person into the cleanroom.
A series of rants:
A series of rants:
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Bringing a non-cleanroom person into the cleanroom.
A series of rants:
A series of rants:
Throwing shipping totes around & washing walls & ceilings during the week counts as enough exercise to justify being a couch potato on the weekends, right?
July 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Throwing shipping totes around & washing walls & ceilings during the week counts as enough exercise to justify being a couch potato on the weekends, right?
Me all day yesterday: “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Thursday.”
Me all day today (probably): “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Friday.”
Me all day today (probably): “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Friday.”
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me all day yesterday: “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Thursday.”
Me all day today (probably): “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Friday.”
Me all day today (probably): “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Friday.”
Retirement will mean
- no more Peridox
- no more triple cleans
- no more Baxter
- no more Peridox
- no more triple cleans
- no more Baxter
June 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Retirement will mean
- no more Peridox
- no more triple cleans
- no more Baxter
- no more Peridox
- no more triple cleans
- no more Baxter
This is not going to end well.
Might as well let myself be amused. 💁🏻♀️
Might as well let myself be amused. 💁🏻♀️
June 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is not going to end well.
Might as well let myself be amused. 💁🏻♀️
Might as well let myself be amused. 💁🏻♀️
Okay I’m excited about these NBA Finals.
June 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Okay I’m excited about these NBA Finals.