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Raju
@rwoodward12.bsky.social
Washed up journo. Ex tech writer. Current credit union wordsmith. Sports scribe at heart. Lover of dogs, beer, and a good haiku. Go Beavers, Chiefs, Braves, and Blazers.
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if the Cavs were a serious team they’d have one of these little guys as their mascot
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Life advice: Don’t get cancer. Even the post chemo side effects suck. I’d rather be a ducks fan than go through this.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@wyden.senate.gov wife and I made it to #nokings in Beaverton, which represented so well! Here she is rocking a fundamental truth.
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Last night, the Chiefs put up their highest success rate per dropback since 2022 (!).

The offense looks all the way back…and Rice hasn’t even returned.

MNF recap w/ @foxworthshow.bsky.social

📺: youtu.be/Dmij7oRT7Fo?...

🎧: apple.co/46Y7Gdy
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)
September 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is Leo. He is patiently waiting for this guy to throw the ball. Gonna be here a while. 13/10 (TT: twogoldenleos)
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A 🐐
Happy birthday, Mighty Mouse! 🥳

Can’t celebrate without sharing this 54 point game 👀
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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if you're worried about the chiefs' running back or guard positions, i have a simple solution: trade for micah parsons.
August 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Damian Lillard discussing the $100 million question on everyone’s mind:

“I guess I should probably get out to the [Oregon] Coast and just have that experience since I haven’t done it yet. I’m definitely planning on doing it.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Mrs. Aaron
July 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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This is Balou and Hailey. They love the beach because it has all of their favorite things: sun, surf, sand, and snuggles. 12/10 for both (IG: balou_theminisausage)
July 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is Latte. He does not know how many books you have read. But knows for a fact that he has read more. 12/10 (IG: coton_latte_is)
July 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Baseball is so much more fun when he’s mashing 🔥
No doubt about it 😤
July 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Never leave my lineup again please
July 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Heck yeah!!!
This is Monty and Charlie. Monty's back legs are paralyzed. But that doesn't mean he can't race his brother on walks. 14/10 for both (TT: amqzak)
July 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Every BlueSky timeline needs a baby bear playing in the sprinkler 💧💦

📸 IG|heather_klein_
July 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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He's:

* a friend of the NBA commissioner
* a powerful U.S. Senator
* a Rip City die-hard

He insists the Trail Blazers won't be leaving under new ownership:

“Nobody takes the Blazers team out of town unless they stomp all over me in broad daylight.”
'Over My Dead Soul': No Move for Portland's Trail Blazers, Senator Warns
The Portland Trail Blazers are for sale by Jody Allen. Senator Ron Wyden vows the team won’t leave Oregon without a fight.
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June 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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And the Beavs go on! Thank you, Beaver Nation, for another electric evening in Corvallis. On to Omaha for @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com #GoBeavs
June 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM