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Rev VonPoofton
@rvonpoofton.bsky.social
Butlerian Jihad enjoyer

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est. Mostly Warhammer. Follow on IG for more minis. he/him
Слава Україні!Смерть Ворогам!

North of Seattle, South of Canada

https://www.instagram.com/rictorvonpoofton/
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The FIFA Peace prize makes as much sense as a NFL neuroscience prize would.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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As always struck by how the embodiment of American white male masculinity is a cosmopolitan Europhilic musical theater enjoyer.
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Let me get this straight: we trained this guy to be an elite killer, abandoned his country to the Taliban, isolated him, arbitrarily banned him from working and so left his family unsupported.

I don’t know if there’s any more efficient way of producing a mental health crisis outside of torture.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The fate of the free world rests on someone who requires weekly MRI tests to monitor his advancing dementia.

We can do better.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Oh look, everyone's favorite "non-political" guntuber budding up with a neo-confederate holocaust denier.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I swear, my city isn't full of killers. Just Ted Bundy, Kenneth Bianchi, John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and some others.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The silence from national level Democrats on the murder being committed in our name by the US military is getting more and more deafening by the minute
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Nuzzi tapes reveal Donald Trump died in Pennsylvania and was replaced by Jeffery Epstein in a mask.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is America, people get shot everyday. Atleast it wasn't a room full of kindergarteners this time.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Politicians who make political decisions to deploy the military into situations that get service members killed for no good reason. They need to be held accountable.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM