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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸
@rutrow.bsky.social
SuperHero - Retired [👨🏼‍🚒]
Saving the planet for other people's kids
I include a typo in every post. If one gets thru without, it was by mistake
“Come, let me show you where we keep the heart we had removed from an immigrant child…”
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think you’re arguing with a bot… 😬
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I always explain that bike lanes aren’t about bikes, they're put in to slow down speeding drivers. It’s the cheapest way to get drivers to slow down to only 15 mph over the speed limit on roads that were made too damned wide in the first place.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
War crimes are those actions committed or ordered by members of the military, be they against prisoners, civilians, or property.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Murder = Felony offense in the US without a statute of limitations.

War Crime = International violation that includes execution among its range of punishments.
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
They can't impeach him because of an MRI.

But maybe they can 25th Amendment him!
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My Doc Martens have zero traction in the snow. I once got stuck in a low spot and had to climb out in my socks. 🥶
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Eventually… a tart
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It is called an “arc” of lightning… 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Anarchist’s Cookbook was printed on notebook paper. No AI was needed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There’s not one non-immigrant christian on this continent.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s okay. That’s a Minnesota trumpet! They’re made to handle it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So you’re saying it’s Young Adult Fiction?
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Be careful, your normal distribution curves will burn easily on the extremes.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Customers are the ONLY job creators.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
1/6th yard? 🤣

… and when referencing a yard stick you don’t need to do the metric equivalent.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Well Suzy and Johnny, the reason we never spend the holidays with your grandparents is that they both died two years before I was born."
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don’t EVER reference a fanny pack!!! 😬
a man is standing in a room with the words i 'm ready to go behind him
ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words i 'm ready to go behind him
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just my logical reasoning. But my natural bias* is to assume the worst from these folks.

*it’s served me well the last few months...
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I assumed that this was a custody dispute that Leavitt and her family lobbied Trump to deport the mother so Leavitt’s brother could win custody by default. Stealing a child from its mother!😱
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The left one I thought was surely Darrell Issa. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM