Dammit autocorrect, I did actually mean emmental health, stop pun blocking me

There's nothing you can do, it's a feta-ccompli. Protect your mental health and let it go(uda)

Can't help noticing "Ah, Caramel" has the same scansion as "O, Canada".
Ah, caramel
Our favourite gooey treat
Sticks in our teeth whenever we thee eat

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