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Heading: Animal Problems 18 - Poaching. 2 elephants in chef outfits are at a stove. The first is stirring a pot over a flame, with a carton of eggs and a broken egg on the counter nearby. The second is watching and holding a whisk and an egg. First elephant: “if you swirl the water it helps the egg from separating.” Second elephant: “oh, ok, now I get it. . . . By the way, John was kidnapped and his tusks were sold on the black market.” Signature: Hewer-Candee 2014
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM