I (48M) have been having marriage difficulties with my wife (41F) for some time. She has suggested therapy, but I want to launch a war to steal a bull (6M).

AITA

*JIM, YOU KNOW I CAN'T COMMENT ON AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION. BUT ALL I WILL SAY AT THIS POINT IS THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING ABOUT WHY THAT GRANDMA WAS OUT SO LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN A KNOWN REINDEER FLY ZONE*

*HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING AND HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD BUT THAT'S A COMPLETELY ARBITRARY METRIC AND A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE UNIONISING, GARY*

hb sun xx

Oooo, ahh, up the R-Ca

*he looked at his own reflection, cockuettishly*

Legit question for golfers - How do I kill the 100-150 javelina that run into my fairway within 3-5 mins while my small landlords play?

AITA: I turned my 3 stepkids into swans

UPDATE: OK, have read all your guys' responses and accept that I was the AH.

Starting couple's therapy soon with the hubby, and we're looking into this Saint Patrick guy too you're all recommending. He seems to have done wonders at last Festival in Slane.

Cooked my boss a nice salmon dinner with seasonal veg and new potatoes, plus bit of sauce (bernaise) on the side. He's not remotely grateful and unreasonably calling me an AH.

Help me out, AITA??

INFO: I burnt my thumb while cooking, and since then possess all knowledge - past, present and future.

Lol. Look at how ugly this duckling is. 2/10.

Obligatory unsolicited dik pik

British Museum sacks employee for upholding company values.