Growing pile of dvds to retire.

Gentlemen,

Thank you for your service

🫡

She’s always shooting his mouth off!

yeah it's fine since he's more of a Destroyer or Men's Crime Action book type character anyways. Some solid kills and the whole bus sequence was pretty well conceived. Kinda still liked it without thinking about the "Superhero movie training wheels" factor

How you look when you cape for a politician and they immediately do something dumb

Watching this because @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social got me the DVD a few years back, because in high school we used to make fun of him sitting in the sewers mumbling to God on the reg

he looks like when an old masked wrestler does an interview now but still wears the mask at age 60 to keep up kayfabe

My man looking like the two things he hates the most is intolerance and the Lamisil foot fungus monster

I took a course or two in Speakmanology

*I GOT THE POWER by Snap intensifies*

but no seriously he has way more legit bangers than he's credited for. Seagal has Under Siege and that's about it.

the funny thing is after the JCVD movie i learned to appreciate him as a dude who wanted to do more* but couldn't.

*cocaine

(i do kinda think it's funny all the fans now love to see him stop doing all the stuff he was famous for. like being happy he doesn't bloody care if a martini is shaken or stirred, that's for babies i'm a big boy Bond fan look at me mommy)

Timothy Dalton in Crank 2? Ok hold up, that would be dope as hell