Russell Franchise
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Making Wrestling Sh*tposts and Mid-Level Commentary Cause Dating Is Hard, Y’all! Anyways, you’ve probably seen my work on Botchamania!
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TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH #wrestlesky
It’s what I live by!
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
August 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
After #AEW recognized the passing of Hulk’s death:
Marks: “But where’s the card at the end with Hulk Hogan’s face?”
Tony: “HE NEVER WRESTLED FOR US! IM NOT PAYING FOR GETTY IMAGES FOR THE RIGHTS TO A RANDOM PICTURE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MJF & OKADA’S CONTRACTS ARE WORTH!”
#WrestleSky
Marks: “But where’s the card at the end with Hulk Hogan’s face?”
Tony: “HE NEVER WRESTLED FOR US! IM NOT PAYING FOR GETTY IMAGES FOR THE RIGHTS TO A RANDOM PICTURE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MJF & OKADA’S CONTRACTS ARE WORTH!”
#WrestleSky
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
After #AEW recognized the passing of Hulk’s death:
Marks: “But where’s the card at the end with Hulk Hogan’s face?”
Tony: “HE NEVER WRESTLED FOR US! IM NOT PAYING FOR GETTY IMAGES FOR THE RIGHTS TO A RANDOM PICTURE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MJF & OKADA’S CONTRACTS ARE WORTH!”
#WrestleSky
Marks: “But where’s the card at the end with Hulk Hogan’s face?”
Tony: “HE NEVER WRESTLED FOR US! IM NOT PAYING FOR GETTY IMAGES FOR THE RIGHTS TO A RANDOM PICTURE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MJF & OKADA’S CONTRACTS ARE WORTH!”
#WrestleSky
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tony Khan has either switched to a more economical sustainable cocaine or he’s finally learn how to book long term storylines.
I’m open to both being correct.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
I’m open to both being correct.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Tony Khan has either switched to a more economical sustainable cocaine or he’s finally learn how to book long term storylines.
I’m open to both being correct.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
I’m open to both being correct.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
I can’t explain the levels of pettiness, creativity and uniqueness ever seen before for entrances to a tag team team match!
It’s a vibe.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
It’s a vibe.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can’t explain the levels of pettiness, creativity and uniqueness ever seen before for entrances to a tag team team match!
It’s a vibe.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
It’s a vibe.
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Never in my lifetime would I have ever said that my wrestling chatroom would talk about TNA during AEW/NXT PPV/PLE WAR!
I gotta lay off the weed!!!
#WrestleSky
I gotta lay off the weed!!!
#WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Never in my lifetime would I have ever said that my wrestling chatroom would talk about TNA during AEW/NXT PPV/PLE WAR!
I gotta lay off the weed!!!
#WrestleSky
I gotta lay off the weed!!!
#WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So we have 2 former AEW talents going after titles during an excellent Battle Royal!
These are the counter programming moments wrestling fans live for!
#TheGreatAmericanBash #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
These are the counter programming moments wrestling fans live for!
#TheGreatAmericanBash #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So we have 2 former AEW talents going after titles during an excellent Battle Royal!
These are the counter programming moments wrestling fans live for!
#TheGreatAmericanBash #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
These are the counter programming moments wrestling fans live for!
#TheGreatAmericanBash #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
The beauty of #AEW:
WWE gave him a trampoline and special lighting and couldn’t get him over.
But Mistico and his theme ….chef’s kiss!
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
WWE gave him a trampoline and special lighting and couldn’t get him over.
But Mistico and his theme ….chef’s kiss!
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
July 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The beauty of #AEW:
WWE gave him a trampoline and special lighting and couldn’t get him over.
But Mistico and his theme ….chef’s kiss!
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
WWE gave him a trampoline and special lighting and couldn’t get him over.
But Mistico and his theme ….chef’s kiss!
#AllInTexas #WrestleSky
I don’t like the fact that we have a side with Hologram, Stone Pitbull, and Kyle Rylie but the guy who gets the biggest pop is The Rizzler!
Side note: I can’t wait for Big Justice to turn on The Rizzler! I smell money!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
Side note: I can’t wait for Big Justice to turn on The Rizzler! I smell money!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
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July 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don’t like the fact that we have a side with Hologram, Stone Pitbull, and Kyle Rylie but the guy who gets the biggest pop is The Rizzler!
Side note: I can’t wait for Big Justice to turn on The Rizzler! I smell money!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
Side note: I can’t wait for Big Justice to turn on The Rizzler! I smell money!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!
AND YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!!!
EVERYONE GETS AN IRON CLAW!!!!!!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
AND YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!!!
EVERYONE GETS AN IRON CLAW!!!!!!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
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July 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!
AND YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!!!
EVERYONE GETS AN IRON CLAW!!!!!!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
AND YOU GET AN IRON CLAW!!!
EVERYONE GETS AN IRON CLAW!!!!!!
#Aew #AllInTexas #WrestleSky
I would hate to be the closed captioned operator trying to type in all the things Mark Briscoe just said….but then think about the person who is trying to read it in real time.
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
July 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I would hate to be the closed captioned operator trying to type in all the things Mark Briscoe just said….but then think about the person who is trying to read it in real time.
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
We hurt people!
Naw, son!
Lashley and Benjamin hurt people. MJF retriggers painful mental traumas!
They hurt people. He scars them!
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
Naw, son!
Lashley and Benjamin hurt people. MJF retriggers painful mental traumas!
They hurt people. He scars them!
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
July 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We hurt people!
Naw, son!
Lashley and Benjamin hurt people. MJF retriggers painful mental traumas!
They hurt people. He scars them!
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
Naw, son!
Lashley and Benjamin hurt people. MJF retriggers painful mental traumas!
They hurt people. He scars them!
#AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
Bron Breaker hates the fact the Universe roots for somebody who looks unhealthy and doesn’t play sports!
In defense of the Universe, Towza can dance!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
In defense of the Universe, Towza can dance!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
July 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bron Breaker hates the fact the Universe roots for somebody who looks unhealthy and doesn’t play sports!
In defense of the Universe, Towza can dance!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
In defense of the Universe, Towza can dance!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
No Slim Jim tables in Saudi Arabia.
Apparently, the country has standards when it comes to advertising
#NightofChampions #WrestleSky
Apparently, the country has standards when it comes to advertising
#NightofChampions #WrestleSky
June 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
No Slim Jim tables in Saudi Arabia.
Apparently, the country has standards when it comes to advertising
#NightofChampions #WrestleSky
Apparently, the country has standards when it comes to advertising
#NightofChampions #WrestleSky
THIS IS NOT A PREDICTION…THIS IS A SPOILER!!!
Karrion Kross wins dirty over Sami Zayn.
Sami is the de facto “hometown guy” which makes this a prime opportunity to get some heat on KK. That heat hopefully will carry back over to the States and give him some momentum.
#NightofChampions #Wrestlesky
Karrion Kross wins dirty over Sami Zayn.
Sami is the de facto “hometown guy” which makes this a prime opportunity to get some heat on KK. That heat hopefully will carry back over to the States and give him some momentum.
#NightofChampions #Wrestlesky
June 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
THIS IS NOT A PREDICTION…THIS IS A SPOILER!!!
Karrion Kross wins dirty over Sami Zayn.
Sami is the de facto “hometown guy” which makes this a prime opportunity to get some heat on KK. That heat hopefully will carry back over to the States and give him some momentum.
#NightofChampions #Wrestlesky
Karrion Kross wins dirty over Sami Zayn.
Sami is the de facto “hometown guy” which makes this a prime opportunity to get some heat on KK. That heat hopefully will carry back over to the States and give him some momentum.
#NightofChampions #Wrestlesky
June 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mystico’s Theme to Mexican audiences is Jericho’s Fozzy Theme for global audiences
#AEWGrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
#AEWGrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
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June 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Mystico’s Theme to Mexican audiences is Jericho’s Fozzy Theme for global audiences
#AEWGrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
#AEWGrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
Wait…you mean you can a multi man tag match without everybody on the apron?
Mexico is really showing us the new way!
#GrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
Mexico is really showing us the new way!
#GrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wait…you mean you can a multi man tag match without everybody on the apron?
Mexico is really showing us the new way!
#GrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
Mexico is really showing us the new way!
#GrandSlamMexico #WrestleSky
How devastating is Liv Morgan’s injury?
I just heard Dirty Dom is having trouble reading the directions to make Dino nuggets in the air fryer.
#WWE #Wrestlesky
I just heard Dirty Dom is having trouble reading the directions to make Dino nuggets in the air fryer.
#WWE #Wrestlesky
June 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How devastating is Liv Morgan’s injury?
I just heard Dirty Dom is having trouble reading the directions to make Dino nuggets in the air fryer.
#WWE #Wrestlesky
I just heard Dirty Dom is having trouble reading the directions to make Dino nuggets in the air fryer.
#WWE #Wrestlesky
The two people who have legitimate rematches in hand for a world title are now facing off for a shot to win an opportunity af a World Title Shot.
Make it make sense! #WWERaw #WrestleSky
Make it make sense! #WWERaw #WrestleSky
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June 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The two people who have legitimate rematches in hand for a world title are now facing off for a shot to win an opportunity af a World Title Shot.
Make it make sense! #WWERaw #WrestleSky
Make it make sense! #WWERaw #WrestleSky
My dilemma: now I have to root for a Niners fan to beat a chick in a Bears jacket in Packers Country.
We couldn’t get Chelsea Green for a night as a neutral (or a regular Seahawks fan)?
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
We couldn’t get Chelsea Green for a night as a neutral (or a regular Seahawks fan)?
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
June 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My dilemma: now I have to root for a Niners fan to beat a chick in a Bears jacket in Packers Country.
We couldn’t get Chelsea Green for a night as a neutral (or a regular Seahawks fan)?
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
We couldn’t get Chelsea Green for a night as a neutral (or a regular Seahawks fan)?
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
Remember when it was just Corey and Michael on commentary on Monday nights and things were great….
…then that man whore McAfee had to ruin everything!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
…then that man whore McAfee had to ruin everything!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
June 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Remember when it was just Corey and Michael on commentary on Monday nights and things were great….
…then that man whore McAfee had to ruin everything!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky
…then that man whore McAfee had to ruin everything!
#WWERaw #WrestleSky