"Man the doctor has to massage my prostate again I hate this yearly exam"
"My steak is too juicy my lobster too buttery."
"My steak is too juicy my lobster too buttery."
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Man the doctor has to massage my prostate again I hate this yearly exam"
"My steak is too juicy my lobster too buttery."
"My steak is too juicy my lobster too buttery."
Follow my successful weight loss diet of eating nothing all day then shoveling 1700 calories of gushers in your mouth.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Follow my successful weight loss diet of eating nothing all day then shoveling 1700 calories of gushers in your mouth.
From 255 to 205 officially down 50.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
From 255 to 205 officially down 50.
Like 5 separate people today commented on My weight loss unprompted. Feels good man.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Like 5 separate people today commented on My weight loss unprompted. Feels good man.
This was 6 bucks I feel like I made out like a bandit
October 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This was 6 bucks I feel like I made out like a bandit
Used the bathroom after cutting habaneros
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Used the bathroom after cutting habaneros
Hell yeah payment went through. Car is paid of 3 years early.
September 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hell yeah payment went through. Car is paid of 3 years early.
Interesting things at the shipyard too.
August 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Interesting things at the shipyard too.
I wonder what is going on at the naval base.
August 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wonder what is going on at the naval base.
The fruits of my toils
August 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The fruits of my toils
When you go to the international food mart
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When you go to the international food mart
It isn't the fact I'm turning 31 soon, but rather that it has been 1 year already since the last. Time seems to just get faster and faster.
August 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It isn't the fact I'm turning 31 soon, but rather that it has been 1 year already since the last. Time seems to just get faster and faster.
Was just a chicken.
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Was just a chicken.
People noticing your weight loss is such a confidence booster
August 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
People noticing your weight loss is such a confidence booster
Going to work and neighbor says hello and hits me with the trifecta.
"You need a gf"
"I thought you were gay at first"
"You need to stop playing video games I never see you go out"
"You need a gf"
"I thought you were gay at first"
"You need to stop playing video games I never see you go out"
July 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Going to work and neighbor says hello and hits me with the trifecta.
"You need a gf"
"I thought you were gay at first"
"You need to stop playing video games I never see you go out"
"You need a gf"
"I thought you were gay at first"
"You need to stop playing video games I never see you go out"
Becoming the sauce boss.
July 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Becoming the sauce boss.
Da lads are swimmin'
July 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Da lads are swimmin'
Gonna try my hand at pickles
July 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gonna try my hand at pickles
Leg extensions suck.
July 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Leg extensions suck.