Is Sing Sing being snubbed a good enough excuse to call in sick to work?

There should be a "Good Twitter" Bluesky account...

Genie: you get three wishes

Me: I wish people in Costco would have an ounce of spatial awareness

Genie: honestly bro, long overdue. That one is free you can still have three wishes

Turkey is an inferior form of meat and the only reason I support eating it for Thanksgiving is cause we need to kill them before they kill us

I had the realization that I am creeped out by people who want to be a stand-up comedian, but im not creeped out by stand-up comedians.

Once someone is successful in their stand-up career I lose all fear of them

Election day should come after Spotify Wrapped Day. Give the voters all the information necessary