Jonathan LeMaster-Smith
@ruralprofessor.bsky.social
My oatmeal tastes just like confetti - Willie Nelson
Methodist Studies, Rural Ministry, Educator
www.jlemaster-smith.com
Methodist Studies, Rural Ministry, Educator
www.jlemaster-smith.com
If you had to explain theological anthropology in three sentences, what would you say?
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you had to explain theological anthropology in three sentences, what would you say?
"By the way, all these animatronics have nipples" - @trixiemattel.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"By the way, all these animatronics have nipples" - @trixiemattel.bsky.social
Good messages from folks.
July 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Good messages from folks.
Pool Break.
July 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Pool Break.
Shout out to @npr.org for covering CLUE (Clergy and Laity United for Justice) in LA. The executive director is Jennifer Gutierrez, a UMC elder in the Cal-Pac Conference
July 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Shout out to @npr.org for covering CLUE (Clergy and Laity United for Justice) in LA. The executive director is Jennifer Gutierrez, a UMC elder in the Cal-Pac Conference
Year four getting started.
July 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Year four getting started.
Cheap wine and frozen pizza.
July 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Cheap wine and frozen pizza.
The UMC has me tearing up today. Mujinga Kashala has been elected as the first female bishop in the Mid Africa Central Conference.
The world is messy, but there is still beauty.
She is pictured here in blue, embracing Bishop Malone, the first ever black female bishop in The UMC
The world is messy, but there is still beauty.
She is pictured here in blue, embracing Bishop Malone, the first ever black female bishop in The UMC
July 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The UMC has me tearing up today. Mujinga Kashala has been elected as the first female bishop in the Mid Africa Central Conference.
The world is messy, but there is still beauty.
She is pictured here in blue, embracing Bishop Malone, the first ever black female bishop in The UMC
The world is messy, but there is still beauty.
She is pictured here in blue, embracing Bishop Malone, the first ever black female bishop in The UMC
We're about done with our Gossip Girl Rewatch, and it's such a good and messy show.
Reminds me I should be writing, though.
Reminds me I should be writing, though.
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
We're about done with our Gossip Girl Rewatch, and it's such a good and messy show.
Reminds me I should be writing, though.
Reminds me I should be writing, though.
Re: pastors endorsing candidates.
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Pastors are more beholden to their paychecks and local church leaders than they are to government policies.
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Pastors are more beholden to their paychecks and local church leaders than they are to government policies.
July 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Re: pastors endorsing candidates.
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Pastors are more beholden to their paychecks and local church leaders than they are to government policies.
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Pastors are more beholden to their paychecks and local church leaders than they are to government policies.
At Annual Conference. So many people. So much joy.
June 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At Annual Conference. So many people. So much joy.
Went to the woods.
May 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Went to the woods.
I went to the ocean
May 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I went to the ocean
Honestly, I forget I have this thing, but hey, SEC please beat the snot out of the ACC.
Too many years of the Duke v. Carolina nonsense, and finding out I'm actually an SEC means, I need them both to go down.
Too many years of the Duke v. Carolina nonsense, and finding out I'm actually an SEC means, I need them both to go down.
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Honestly, I forget I have this thing, but hey, SEC please beat the snot out of the ACC.
Too many years of the Duke v. Carolina nonsense, and finding out I'm actually an SEC means, I need them both to go down.
Too many years of the Duke v. Carolina nonsense, and finding out I'm actually an SEC means, I need them both to go down.
After sleeping 14 hours, I'm cleaning up my carport and screened in room.
March 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
After sleeping 14 hours, I'm cleaning up my carport and screened in room.
Sabrina Carpenter singing about her "calendar" is jarring at 5:45am at the airport.
March 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Sabrina Carpenter singing about her "calendar" is jarring at 5:45am at the airport.
Ordering glasses af 12am.
The way I live my life would frighten my ancestors.
The way I live my life would frighten my ancestors.
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ordering glasses af 12am.
The way I live my life would frighten my ancestors.
The way I live my life would frighten my ancestors.
Last night of Doctrine Class!
Heaven, Hell, and the End of the World!
Heaven, Hell, and the End of the World!
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Last night of Doctrine Class!
Heaven, Hell, and the End of the World!
Heaven, Hell, and the End of the World!
Goodness will prevail. - A student who apparently needed to teach me today.
February 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Goodness will prevail. - A student who apparently needed to teach me today.
February 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
February 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The color of Kahlina's kit is triggering a memory, I don't know what memory, but it has a nostalgia to it. #charlottefc #forthecrown
February 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The color of Kahlina's kit is triggering a memory, I don't know what memory, but it has a nostalgia to it. #charlottefc #forthecrown