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The bitey dolls from Barbarella. One is wearing red, one silver. They have purplish faces with scary teeth.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Barbie "Is it crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?"
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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CEO of AO but upside down
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Diazepammed off his tits
Trump smiling at Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Take the fucking poppies off the fucking lamp posts now
Kate del Castillo as Theresa Mendoza in a still from La Reina del Sur. She is pointing a gun.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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You're fooling no one Lidl
A price sticker that says Price Cut from 8.99 to 8.99.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Sure, Dan
Headline from The Independent yesterday "MI5 issues new China espionage warning after spies pose as headhunters on LinkedIn to target MPs Security minister Dan Jarvis says the government will not tolerate ‘covert and calculated’ attempts by China to interfere with the UK’s sovereign affairs"
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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The original non-story
Headline from the Warrington Guardian "Plans refused for pole to fly Union Flag outside Warrington house"
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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You would think from the headline that this is a local Bradford (non) story, but no, this non-event happened in Warrington. Newsquest (owned by an American company) trying shit stir with clickbait headlines. Almost as bad as Reach PLC
Telegraph and Argus headline "Plans refused for pole to fly Union Flag outside house"
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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US Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and Shabana Mahmood
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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I could see a footballer with this radiator, or possibly Dr Phibes I dunno
A designer radiator in brass an chrome. It is brass and chrome, two squares with a diamond shape in the middle
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Been looking at horrible radiators. This is a horrible radiator
A radiator in the shape of a red telephone box between two red sofas. There is a picture of big ben on the wall and what is possibly a union jack type thing
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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matt le tissier
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Shocker
Screenshot: Muted by "A Very British Bigotry"
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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@chrisworcs.bsky.social Pyrex in Lidl! Assorted! 5.99! 😍
A selection of Pyrex glassware in Lidl
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Husband is a witch
Post from me 9 November 2025 at 00:23 Husband has just said what sounds like "Pat Butcher" in his sleep.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Airplane! "I say let them crash!" guy. Balding middle aged man, grey suit, striped tie
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Jessica Lange American Horror Story meme "There's not going to be any sleep, you stupid slut."
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Have they tried, I dunno, a database?

That will be one billion pounds please, thank you.
Excerpt from article At present, many of these jobs are being completed by inexperienced staff using calculators and reams of paper.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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It's worded better from the government's own website

www.gov.uk/find-licence...
From gov.uk You do not need a TV Licence to watch: streaming services like Netflix and Disney Plus on-demand TV through services like All 4 and Amazon Prime Video videos on websites like YouTube videos or DVDs
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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"Nice chairs for cucks" in the style of Zohran Mamdani campaign poster. Blue background with orange writing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Hope it works
Bet Lynch. She is wearing a cream coloured top with spots on it, a necklace and dangly earrings
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Me rn
Frank Butcher wearing nothing but a bow tie
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
A lamppost without a poppy. There are houses in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM