Runnings Farm & Fleet
@runnings.bsky.social
Runnings is a place where you can buy a bunch of stuff you don’t need, but nothing you do need.
We never restock anything. If you bought the last of something in 2009, it will still be out of stock today.
None of our employees know anything bout anything
We never restock anything. If you bought the last of something in 2009, it will still be out of stock today.
None of our employees know anything bout anything
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Starting a new religion “One Timeism”. Our only tenet is that we refuse standard time and only acknowledge DST year round. Who wants to join?
March 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Starting a new religion “One Timeism”. Our only tenet is that we refuse standard time and only acknowledge DST year round. Who wants to join?
Big month for the sporting goods department
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Big month for the sporting goods department
SIIIIILLLLLEEEENNNNNCCCEEERRRRRSSSS. GET YOUR SILENCERS HERE!!!
July 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
SIIIIILLLLLEEEENNNNNCCCEEERRRRRSSSS. GET YOUR SILENCERS HERE!!!
Other local businesses keep hiring away all my good employees just because they pay more and reward loyalty and are kinder to work for and have flexible schedules. You know, nonsense like that
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Other local businesses keep hiring away all my good employees just because they pay more and reward loyalty and are kinder to work for and have flexible schedules. You know, nonsense like that
In this day in age I can’t recommend our sporting goods department enough to all democracy supporting Americans
April 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
In this day in age I can’t recommend our sporting goods department enough to all democracy supporting Americans
Starting a new religion “One Timeism”. Our only tenet is that we refuse standard time and only acknowledge DST year round. Who wants to join?
March 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Starting a new religion “One Timeism”. Our only tenet is that we refuse standard time and only acknowledge DST year round. Who wants to join?
Why are they trying to make streaming like old TV? Just release all the episodes at once, dude. We know you already made them.
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Why are they trying to make streaming like old TV? Just release all the episodes at once, dude. We know you already made them.
This week, we sent out bonuses for sales goals completed in 2024. They were taxed 38.25%. Hope Elon enjoys that money. We know he needs it more than our employees do.
February 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This week, we sent out bonuses for sales goals completed in 2024. They were taxed 38.25%. Hope Elon enjoys that money. We know he needs it more than our employees do.
Elon must have gotten ahold of our email address because suddenly our inbox is just full of junk.
February 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Elon must have gotten ahold of our email address because suddenly our inbox is just full of junk.
Some Canadians came in today for some reason. They were buying stuff and talking about taking it across the border. They should be boycotting us. As these those weird “MAGA Canadians” I’ve heard about?
February 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Some Canadians came in today for some reason. They were buying stuff and talking about taking it across the border. They should be boycotting us. As these those weird “MAGA Canadians” I’ve heard about?
Wait, are tariffs going to affect the price of Nickelback?
February 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wait, are tariffs going to affect the price of Nickelback?
3 things that you can see at Runnings this weekend:
Douchey pickups with horse trailers and literal semi trucks taking up most of the lot parking
A store full of smelly hicks kicking horseshit off their boots all over the store
2 registers open with lines back to the pet department
Douchey pickups with horse trailers and literal semi trucks taking up most of the lot parking
A store full of smelly hicks kicking horseshit off their boots all over the store
2 registers open with lines back to the pet department
February 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
3 things that you can see at Runnings this weekend:
Douchey pickups with horse trailers and literal semi trucks taking up most of the lot parking
A store full of smelly hicks kicking horseshit off their boots all over the store
2 registers open with lines back to the pet department
Douchey pickups with horse trailers and literal semi trucks taking up most of the lot parking
A store full of smelly hicks kicking horseshit off their boots all over the store
2 registers open with lines back to the pet department
We’ve left the same lawn mowers outside for multiple years in a row; so if you wait a couple more months til mowing season, you can pay a premium and get a rusted out deck and blades and a torn, sun damaged seat.
January 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
We’ve left the same lawn mowers outside for multiple years in a row; so if you wait a couple more months til mowing season, you can pay a premium and get a rusted out deck and blades and a torn, sun damaged seat.
Runnings has coffee! Come get it while you can afford it!
January 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Runnings has coffee! Come get it while you can afford it!
Great news! We no longer are locking up the Mag Slides for the Yeti tumblers! Come and once again be amazed and confused by the power of magnetics!
January 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Great news! We no longer are locking up the Mag Slides for the Yeti tumblers! Come and once again be amazed and confused by the power of magnetics!
We are tied with Menards for followers! Suck it, Menards. We are coming for ya!
January 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
We are tied with Menards for followers! Suck it, Menards. We are coming for ya!
Just the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms. So our patrons can rot out what few teeth they have left.
January 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms. So our patrons can rot out what few teeth they have left.
Those winter gloves you got here last year that you love? Sorry, we don’t carry those anymore.
January 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Those winter gloves you got here last year that you love? Sorry, we don’t carry those anymore.
I’m not saying they’re the same person-I’m just saying ive never seen Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams in the same place.
January 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’m not saying they’re the same person-I’m just saying ive never seen Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams in the same place.
We literally have a whole section of just magnets. Rare earth magnets. Magnetic tape. All kinds magnets.
Hicks love magnets 🤷🏻♂️
Hicks love magnets 🤷🏻♂️
January 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We literally have a whole section of just magnets. Rare earth magnets. Magnetic tape. All kinds magnets.
Hicks love magnets 🤷🏻♂️
Hicks love magnets 🤷🏻♂️
We are basically a clothing store with a farm section at this point
January 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We are basically a clothing store with a farm section at this point
Dude, we have like 2 out of 6 of the sockets you need
January 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Dude, we have like 2 out of 6 of the sockets you need
This weekend while you’re working on your projects, please remember that we are open early to late on weekdays, but open late to early on weekends. That way if you work on your project into the late afternoon, you can be screwed when you need something in a pinch at like 5pm.
January 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This weekend while you’re working on your projects, please remember that we are open early to late on weekdays, but open late to early on weekends. That way if you work on your project into the late afternoon, you can be screwed when you need something in a pinch at like 5pm.
Went over to Harbor Freight and got a pretty nice tool chest for $297 @harborfreight.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Went over to Harbor Freight and got a pretty nice tool chest for $297 @harborfreight.bsky.social
Ima just be honest we are NOT a good store. You should go to @menardsofficial.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ima just be honest we are NOT a good store. You should go to @menardsofficial.bsky.social