Took me about 5 hours to get this one.

Agreed, that makes it stranger still.

Well, yes I do actually pick tests for clinical reasons rather than trying to “upsell” things people don’t need. I was intending to be a bit frivolous.

This is actually my job. Except we have socialised healthcare in the UK, so I just order the test for free.

They’re back?!

Seconded, it is silky and thick

‘Cos she’s looking for pipe, if you know what I mean *wink emoji*

Understandable, knees are an unreasonably complicated shape