Rizzler Reels
@rudoreels.bsky.social
He/Him
Vegan leftist enjoyer of echochambers. Self-loathing wrestling fan. Obsessor of music. Lifelong-depression-haver. Former Amazon seller. Too fat to tranquilize. Mutant at Table 9. Cover song enthusiast.
Fed Bad. AEW good (but not above criticism.)
Vegan leftist enjoyer of echochambers. Self-loathing wrestling fan. Obsessor of music. Lifelong-depression-haver. Former Amazon seller. Too fat to tranquilize. Mutant at Table 9. Cover song enthusiast.
Fed Bad. AEW good (but not above criticism.)
Watching Bugonia. It’s not bad but it’s devoid of quirk and charm compared to the original
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Watching Bugonia. It’s not bad but it’s devoid of quirk and charm compared to the original
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Imagine how delighted you’d be if you’d flipped off a random Cybertruck driver and Seth Rollins jumped out. Full vindication.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Imagine how delighted you’d be if you’d flipped off a random Cybertruck driver and Seth Rollins jumped out. Full vindication.
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you are offending my beautiful daughter, Butter And Flour Mixture
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
you are offending my beautiful daughter, Butter And Flour Mixture
Back in I think 2009 Seth Rollins was taking passive aggressive shots at John Morrison on his Formspring because he was on the main roster while he was still in FCW. And I replied with something to the effect of, “sure seems like there might be good reason for that” and he got all pissy about it
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Back in I think 2009 Seth Rollins was taking passive aggressive shots at John Morrison on his Formspring because he was on the main roster while he was still in FCW. And I replied with something to the effect of, “sure seems like there might be good reason for that” and he got all pissy about it
stop make fun of dumpster car, I don’t agwee w politics 😞😟😢
I’m just a poor world famous wrestler driving my 100k eyesore, flipping me off is a hate crime because I hate it 😡
I’m just a poor world famous wrestler driving my 100k eyesore, flipping me off is a hate crime because I hate it 😡
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
stop make fun of dumpster car, I don’t agwee w politics 😞😟😢
I’m just a poor world famous wrestler driving my 100k eyesore, flipping me off is a hate crime because I hate it 😡
I’m just a poor world famous wrestler driving my 100k eyesore, flipping me off is a hate crime because I hate it 😡
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You don’t know what I’m going through, I’m the most overrated wrestler on the planet and I have to live with that
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You don’t know what I’m going through, I’m the most overrated wrestler on the planet and I have to live with that
Is this part of his gimmick or did he really buy one?
Couple news tidbits have made me somewhat think he might be alright but I hadn’t heard about a cybertruck.
Couple news tidbits have made me somewhat think he might be alright but I hadn’t heard about a cybertruck.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Is this part of his gimmick or did he really buy one?
Couple news tidbits have made me somewhat think he might be alright but I hadn’t heard about a cybertruck.
Couple news tidbits have made me somewhat think he might be alright but I hadn’t heard about a cybertruck.
Save the Green Planet is so good so far. I figured I’d watch it before Bugonia
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Save the Green Planet is so good so far. I figured I’d watch it before Bugonia
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Follow up right after this match Ron Bass and Black Bart have an equally bloody bull rope match. Where is Sarah Stock to think of the children
Morons talk about blood pushing away fans from AEW. Meanwhile I am watching Starrcade 85 and old ladies are going wild while Abdullah The Butcher and Manny Fernandez bust each other open
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Follow up right after this match Ron Bass and Black Bart have an equally bloody bull rope match. Where is Sarah Stock to think of the children
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Another C2 and another year I misremember the rules. Kind of a bummer Fletcher isn’t the new Continental Champion. But I guess that would make the finals mean less if the belt was defended in every match.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Another C2 and another year I misremember the rules. Kind of a bummer Fletcher isn’t the new Continental Champion. But I guess that would make the finals mean less if the belt was defended in every match.
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Nasally crooner voice:
“Tell the booker hook still sucks”
“Tell the booker hook still sucks”
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nasally crooner voice:
“Tell the booker hook still sucks”
“Tell the booker hook still sucks”
man who has seen shows other than the chair company:
getting chair company vibes from the latest episode of Pluribus
getting chair company vibes from the latest episode of Pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
man who has seen shows other than the chair company:
getting chair company vibes from the latest episode of Pluribus
getting chair company vibes from the latest episode of Pluribus
I think it would be funny if Trump [redacted] like a week before Rush Hour 4 comes out
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I think it would be funny if Trump [redacted] like a week before Rush Hour 4 comes out
Can’t believe Melania is allowing elder abuse to happen
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Can’t believe Melania is allowing elder abuse to happen
Watching the Saudi Arabian remake of The Office and it’s sooo similar. They recreated the set. It’s crazy
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching the Saudi Arabian remake of The Office and it’s sooo similar. They recreated the set. It’s crazy
Imagine caring who the world champion is or isn’t in the middle of the build to an Okada/Takeshita C2 final
(No disrespect to Joe or Hangman, only to Hangman’s fans.)
(No disrespect to Joe or Hangman, only to Hangman’s fans.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Imagine caring who the world champion is or isn’t in the middle of the build to an Okada/Takeshita C2 final
(No disrespect to Joe or Hangman, only to Hangman’s fans.)
(No disrespect to Joe or Hangman, only to Hangman’s fans.)
They’re gonna split Protokada before they even team 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They’re gonna split Protokada before they even team 😭
I am also not with AEW
Tony Chimel Confirms He's No Longer With AEW
Tony Chimel Confirms He's No Longer With AEW - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Tony Chimel confirms that he is no longer with AEW.
www.fightful.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I am also not with AEW
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This is the kind of pop culture crossover I can celebrate
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is the kind of pop culture crossover I can celebrate
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Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
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This fucking clown believes in miasma theory. He literally doesn't think germs are real. What the fuck are you publishing, Atlantic?
"Can the guy who killed a bunch of kids in Samoa lead the scientific establishment?"
Obviously fucking not, you absolute toilet goblins.
"Can the guy who killed a bunch of kids in Samoa lead the scientific establishment?"
Obviously fucking not, you absolute toilet goblins.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This fucking clown believes in miasma theory. He literally doesn't think germs are real. What the fuck are you publishing, Atlantic?
"Can the guy who killed a bunch of kids in Samoa lead the scientific establishment?"
Obviously fucking not, you absolute toilet goblins.
"Can the guy who killed a bunch of kids in Samoa lead the scientific establishment?"
Obviously fucking not, you absolute toilet goblins.
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
Something I really dislike about various “humans vs supernatural threats” media is infighting amongst the humans. Always feels like filler.
Invasion season 3 has a pro-alien religious cult warring with the military/scientists/whatever.
Invasion season 3 has a pro-alien religious cult warring with the military/scientists/whatever.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Something I really dislike about various “humans vs supernatural threats” media is infighting amongst the humans. Always feels like filler.
Invasion season 3 has a pro-alien religious cult warring with the military/scientists/whatever.
Invasion season 3 has a pro-alien religious cult warring with the military/scientists/whatever.