Rudi B.
@rudi-bee.bsky.social
Reluctant adult. Romance novel addict. Audio nerd. Mildly rebellious daughter. Unreliable narrator. [-o-]
I’ve started watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City from the very beginning for the first time ever and not to be controversial but I don’t think these women are really friends
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ve started watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City from the very beginning for the first time ever and not to be controversial but I don’t think these women are really friends
I’m an absolute fool for not buying the little wooden frog I found at Tarnanthi Markets today coz it’s midnight and I’m still thinking about his sweet face
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’m an absolute fool for not buying the little wooden frog I found at Tarnanthi Markets today coz it’s midnight and I’m still thinking about his sweet face
I’m (finally) watching Interview with a Vampire for reasons of Halloween and friendship.
Jacob Anderson is literally perfect as Louis de Pointe du Lac
Jacob Anderson is literally perfect as Louis de Pointe du Lac
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’m (finally) watching Interview with a Vampire for reasons of Halloween and friendship.
Jacob Anderson is literally perfect as Louis de Pointe du Lac
Jacob Anderson is literally perfect as Louis de Pointe du Lac
No one:
Me: Actually scream-shouting Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo with your friends at karaoke is a sign of GOOD mental health
Me: Actually scream-shouting Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo with your friends at karaoke is a sign of GOOD mental health
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
No one:
Me: Actually scream-shouting Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo with your friends at karaoke is a sign of GOOD mental health
Me: Actually scream-shouting Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo with your friends at karaoke is a sign of GOOD mental health
Today’s to do list only has three things on it. One was to have breakfast (done!) and the third is to go hangout with my friends in a park this afternoon.
*the second thing is to start the article I am supposed to write but let’s not get too worried about that
*the second thing is to start the article I am supposed to write but let’s not get too worried about that
September 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today’s to do list only has three things on it. One was to have breakfast (done!) and the third is to go hangout with my friends in a park this afternoon.
*the second thing is to start the article I am supposed to write but let’s not get too worried about that
*the second thing is to start the article I am supposed to write but let’s not get too worried about that
My friend described me as currently being “held together by spite and cola” and it’s possibly the funniest and truest thing she’s ever said
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My friend described me as currently being “held together by spite and cola” and it’s possibly the funniest and truest thing she’s ever said
Am flying to Darwin and I just wanna talk to whoever decided that Along Comes Polly (2004) should be in the “classics” category for the in-flight movies
August 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Am flying to Darwin and I just wanna talk to whoever decided that Along Comes Polly (2004) should be in the “classics” category for the in-flight movies
Me: Time to learn some conversational Spanish
Duolingo: Repeat after me… Me encanta ropar! Es tan emocionate!
Duolingo: Repeat after me… Me encanta ropar! Es tan emocionate!
June 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Me: Time to learn some conversational Spanish
Duolingo: Repeat after me… Me encanta ropar! Es tan emocionate!
Duolingo: Repeat after me… Me encanta ropar! Es tan emocionate!
My friend is a teacher and one of her students wants to interview me for an assignment (cute!).
They signed off the email requesting this interview by calling themselves my friend’s “favourite student” (a delight!)
They signed off the email requesting this interview by calling themselves my friend’s “favourite student” (a delight!)
May 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My friend is a teacher and one of her students wants to interview me for an assignment (cute!).
They signed off the email requesting this interview by calling themselves my friend’s “favourite student” (a delight!)
They signed off the email requesting this interview by calling themselves my friend’s “favourite student” (a delight!)
When I say I’m “full of vim and vinegar” it’s not a malapropism — I’ve been eating all the pickled things
May 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When I say I’m “full of vim and vinegar” it’s not a malapropism — I’ve been eating all the pickled things
I tried to record and send a voice note (via instagram) but I’m simply too old
*I spoke for too long so it cut off and I didn’t have the energy to start my rant again
*I spoke for too long so it cut off and I didn’t have the energy to start my rant again
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I tried to record and send a voice note (via instagram) but I’m simply too old
*I spoke for too long so it cut off and I didn’t have the energy to start my rant again
*I spoke for too long so it cut off and I didn’t have the energy to start my rant again
Reposted by Rudi B.
Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”
My heart is racing. My mind is melting. I cannot wait to watch it.
Oh what the hell, I only posted it in a mention before, here it is on the timeline in all its glory. IT'S A NIGHT FOR CHAOS AND PAIN
Abandon all hope, ye who click here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK71...
Abandon all hope, ye who click here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK71...
The Black Dagger Brotherhood | Official Teaser | PASSIONFLIX
YouTube video by Passionflix
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March 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My heart is racing. My mind is melting. I cannot wait to watch it.
I am on deadline for an article meaning I am once again questioning if I even know how to write
March 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I am on deadline for an article meaning I am once again questioning if I even know how to write
This morning I encountered a man whose Dad Energy is so strong he turned off the lights of a cafe as he was leaving
March 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This morning I encountered a man whose Dad Energy is so strong he turned off the lights of a cafe as he was leaving
Was travelling for work the last few days and the hotel had a car lift.
Anyway I don’t know how to explain it but using that thing made me realise I would not do well in space
Anyway I don’t know how to explain it but using that thing made me realise I would not do well in space
February 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Was travelling for work the last few days and the hotel had a car lift.
Anyway I don’t know how to explain it but using that thing made me realise I would not do well in space
Anyway I don’t know how to explain it but using that thing made me realise I would not do well in space
Went to an event and one of the speakers kept talking about the program having started “in the 1900s”.
It started in 1984.
It started in 1984.
February 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Went to an event and one of the speakers kept talking about the program having started “in the 1900s”.
It started in 1984.
It started in 1984.
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a manager
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a manager
Lost my phone at a music festival four days ago and today it made its way back to me ✨💖🎉💜
February 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Lost my phone at a music festival four days ago and today it made its way back to me ✨💖🎉💜
Hanging out at a local park where some small children are practicing their cartwheels and I would very much like to join them tbh
February 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hanging out at a local park where some small children are practicing their cartwheels and I would very much like to join them tbh
Got my very first curly cut today and tbh it looks so gooood.
If I can actually achieve this on my own I will become unbearable
If I can actually achieve this on my own I will become unbearable
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Got my very first curly cut today and tbh it looks so gooood.
If I can actually achieve this on my own I will become unbearable
If I can actually achieve this on my own I will become unbearable
I know it’s literally only Tuesday but this week already sucks so I’m treating myself to clean sheets on my bed
February 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I know it’s literally only Tuesday but this week already sucks so I’m treating myself to clean sheets on my bed
Celebrated LNY with friends tonight and learnt that this is set to be a prosperous year for me and my fellow rabbits.
And sure. But my train home is taking twice as long and as much as I like prosperity I also wouldn’t mind some fucking punctuality you know?
And sure. But my train home is taking twice as long and as much as I like prosperity I also wouldn’t mind some fucking punctuality you know?
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Celebrated LNY with friends tonight and learnt that this is set to be a prosperous year for me and my fellow rabbits.
And sure. But my train home is taking twice as long and as much as I like prosperity I also wouldn’t mind some fucking punctuality you know?
And sure. But my train home is taking twice as long and as much as I like prosperity I also wouldn’t mind some fucking punctuality you know?
Went to the dentist this afternoon and it took ✨everything✨ in me not to quiz my dentist about the difficulty of switching my dental records in order to fake my own death
January 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Went to the dentist this afternoon and it took ✨everything✨ in me not to quiz my dentist about the difficulty of switching my dental records in order to fake my own death