He probably has trouble reading anything not written with crayon, signed with finger paint and been used as an ad hoc handkerchief.

Which is probably why Ensign is employed as the DOJ's designated reader for Trump's 600-a-day memo stream.

Musk is modelling Twitter as a reflection of his own mind. It has become an open asylum for the angry, the vindictive and the deeply unstable.

I'm going for a full American Visitor Ban. Suggesting Trump wears a pair of Anne Summers open-crotch panties with built-in XXXXL butt plug should do it.

I've now got a 14 day ban.

What did I do?

I sent someone the wrong message. I immediately contacted him to apologise. Which he thanked me for. Being a friendly rodent, I replied to his message with a quick two-line joke about a ladybird.
Within 5mins he'd reported me for abuse & harassment.

I often ping when I'm lonely. My friends tell me it's because I have nothing to say.

No. Wait. That's wrong.

Ah, I remember now.
They told me I'm lonely because I pong and have nothing to say.

>sniggers into fluffy sofa cushion<
I often wonder how much of this lunacy has it's origins in the eager student taking Putin's off the grid advice during his fury-boiling wilderness years.

After all, Putin is rather good at allowing his citizens to become collateral damage to his vindictive whims.

The only good thing in this is seeing Bezos & friends shit themselves as their worth falls through the cracks in the floor of that deal they made with Trump.
I heard billionaire whining, "This is not what we were promised."

Moral: Never made a deal with either the devil or a psychotic tangerine.

No. The DOdGE intolerance level is now on the scale of gangreneous MRSA, along with a dose of E-Coli with C-difficile, and a 20ft each way projectile infective diarrhoea & vomiting.

I had a patient like that once.
We had him in a side room. One cough and it was like a four wall dirty protest.

Oh no, it was his boss that got twatted (Oh, how I wish he would!).
What the hell would happen if I said what I really thought? A Muskrat signed extradition order, which Starmer would allow for fear of a tariff on the English language; and my furry little arse would be off to Gitmo via Heathrow.

Americans pronounce it as Twot, which totally ruins the effect. The art of swearing has definitely been perfected by my fellow Scots. We hyphenate words with it.
Get off your arse & go to Dundee, sounds MUCH better as "get off yir back-BASTURD-side an get yer arse tae Dun-FUCKIN-Dee, y'TWAT"

See?

Looking from the outside in: Sanders has more guts, balls, common sense and genuine sincerity than the entire Republican Party put together. Having said that, he beats a great number of the current Democratic Party too.

Although, having said that, after this year, the Oxford English Dictionary will have them written up as interchangeable.

MAGA: See Twat & 'Gullible'
Gullible: See MAGA
Twat: See MAGA

Oliver Stone: This could take up a whole page and ink is expensive. Just see Asshole & follow the clues.

I think your autocorrect has misspelt twat.

Nah, my money is on RFK testifying it's clearly been a 60yr government conspiracy to hide the fact that his uncle's death was a side effect of being given the polio vaccine.

Hey, Elon. I have a video for you!

Are the young ones called Tramates pre-Pubescens?

Yeah, after reading the UK and the US version of the Guardian, I gave up. It was an impossible task.