Kat
@rudeclown.bsky.social
She/They sword owner, clown curator, lifetime frequent crier card holder
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happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate
August 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate
The fact the Vulcans go through pon farr is so relatable like yeah. I also get so horny I could die and it absolutely will drive me insane.
June 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The fact the Vulcans go through pon farr is so relatable like yeah. I also get so horny I could die and it absolutely will drive me insane.
He was bullying the others so I put him in the frying pan
April 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
He was bullying the others so I put him in the frying pan
My dog has been given two months to live so I’m going to let her bite whoever she wants whenever she wants to.
March 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My dog has been given two months to live so I’m going to let her bite whoever she wants whenever she wants to.
I need everyone to know that the first photo I got of my sweet perfect baby girl child after deciding I’d bring her home and get her her much needed amputation was of her taking a shit
February 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I need everyone to know that the first photo I got of my sweet perfect baby girl child after deciding I’d bring her home and get her her much needed amputation was of her taking a shit
My child. She’s a star.
February 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My child. She’s a star.
My boyfriend makes spreadsheets for everything and I make PowerPoints for everything. Put us in a board room and we’d own it.
February 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My boyfriend makes spreadsheets for everything and I make PowerPoints for everything. Put us in a board room and we’d own it.
My favorite part about being sober through a program is now being able to spot other sober folks in the same region from mutual friends alone. “Ah I see you, too, have an alcohol problem”
February 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My favorite part about being sober through a program is now being able to spot other sober folks in the same region from mutual friends alone. “Ah I see you, too, have an alcohol problem”
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i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
It’s a genuine nightmare that a trigger song for me is trending on that clock app. They should’ve left it banned
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s a genuine nightmare that a trigger song for me is trending on that clock app. They should’ve left it banned
There’s a rule that if we’re in the crate nothing unpleasant can happen. We were just trimming nails. I got two nails done and she went in the crate.
January 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There’s a rule that if we’re in the crate nothing unpleasant can happen. We were just trimming nails. I got two nails done and she went in the crate.
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I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
It’s Friday and an in service day which means anyone who walks into my classroom is gonna see me like this trying to catch up on all the work I have to do
January 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s Friday and an in service day which means anyone who walks into my classroom is gonna see me like this trying to catch up on all the work I have to do
I got this book and my boyfriend won’t stop calling it the lusty argonian
January 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I got this book and my boyfriend won’t stop calling it the lusty argonian
This is just how I am during my prep period watching YouTube videos about the characters in BG3
January 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is just how I am during my prep period watching YouTube videos about the characters in BG3
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Idk man something about my sister asking if I want her to hex people for me just doesn’t sit right. Like girl, I’m older than you. You think I don’t know how to hex someone?!
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Idk man something about my sister asking if I want her to hex people for me just doesn’t sit right. Like girl, I’m older than you. You think I don’t know how to hex someone?!
I wanted two things for Christmas and I’m so happy that the one I got was a new catalytic converter. Shoutout to cars that don’t stall, misfire and smell like rotten eggs. Also my gas mileage is SOOOO much better!
December 28, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I wanted two things for Christmas and I’m so happy that the one I got was a new catalytic converter. Shoutout to cars that don’t stall, misfire and smell like rotten eggs. Also my gas mileage is SOOOO much better!
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Dreamcast is the coolest name for a video game console and nothing will ever top it.
December 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Dreamcast is the coolest name for a video game console and nothing will ever top it.
It took so long to get my dog to come in from the snow I was pulling out “oh you wanna bring the ball inside? Want a treat? Breakfast? Wanna go back to bed?” And she just. No. Only snow.
December 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
It took so long to get my dog to come in from the snow I was pulling out “oh you wanna bring the ball inside? Want a treat? Breakfast? Wanna go back to bed?” And she just. No. Only snow.
My dog has a chronic condition that requires meds twice a day so now she associates the sound of pill bottles with treats. I’m on antibiotics and steroids for bronchitis and this girl hear the bottles and came RUNNING to get what she believes are treats.
December 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
My dog has a chronic condition that requires meds twice a day so now she associates the sound of pill bottles with treats. I’m on antibiotics and steroids for bronchitis and this girl hear the bottles and came RUNNING to get what she believes are treats.
Bronchitis is rude like you think you’re getting over a cold and then suddenly it feels like you’re getting sick again and BAM not it’s the same illness just a new more twisted form
December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Bronchitis is rude like you think you’re getting over a cold and then suddenly it feels like you’re getting sick again and BAM not it’s the same illness just a new more twisted form
Nothing boosts your confidence as much as showing people 15 year old photos of yourself and having them go “Oh my god how do you look exactly the same.” Thank you. Even if it’s just kindness thank you deeply.
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Nothing boosts your confidence as much as showing people 15 year old photos of yourself and having them go “Oh my god how do you look exactly the same.” Thank you. Even if it’s just kindness thank you deeply.