Elmo wrote my Subst*ck this week! Check it out here.
52badessays.substack.com/p/elmos-stat...

Well guess what...I wrote about that!
And some other stuff!
Including leggings!
And it includes a brand new word..."shmorganic"!
I know you're intrigued now...

Okay Bluesky followers...raise your hand if you remember the Jamie Lee Curtis Activia commercials...

This one's about democracy! In a disguise! 🥸 🇺🇸

So forget you read that! And pretend it's about food! Because a lot of food is mentioned here!
52badessays.substack.com/p/dear-america

Yoooohoooo! 📣

Internet people! 🌎 (<--- this is what Bluesky recommends as an emoji when I searched "internet")

I've got a newsletter! 🗞️

And a new one just came out yessssterday!

And you can check it out here!

52badessays.substack.com/p/dear-america

Unfortunately, sometimes the algorithm really gets it right.

Anywho: read it! And subscribe! Here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...

Okay this week I was dealing with some stress so I decided to bring something out from the archives because I'm a LIAR, but no one's read it except me before Tuesday so maybe it counts? This one is about Going Against The Grain and I knoooow you're intrigued, so...

Hiding in my room to work on my substack for this week is like

everyone after the events of "liberation day" be like

the most creative way i have put off writing yet