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RobSamartin*
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*Appalled since 2016 💙
"…you gonna eat that?"
Lead singer/guitarist in ‘Vogelbach’
dad/husband/lawyer ⚡️✨☠️
Pinned
‘Who will rid me of this troublesome priest?’
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I can’t believe such a wretched, morbidly obese, drug addicted, deviant, illiterate, sexual predator found the secret sauce to turn half our country into absolute lunatics. Turning a blind eye daily to the most rampant corruption in American history as they genuflect before him.
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
After his triumphant appearance at yesterday's
Senate hearing, RFK, Jr. announces the appointment of Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber, as the new CDC Director...
September 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
Breaking News: Read three top CDC officials' resignation emails.
The end of an era.
insidemedicine.substack.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can Chuck Todd finally go away and/or shut the fuck up, in no particular order?
August 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Here is some excellent context and reporting… might want to try it @jaketapper.bsky.social
People missed the likely explanation for Trump's bizarre ramble yesterday, when he falsely said his MIT-professor uncle taught the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski. Trump is under huge stress right now about the Jeffrey Epstein files. And it's Epstein who told people that he studied with the Unabomber. 1/
"Do you know who Kaczynski was? There's very little difference between a madman and a genius. But Kaczynski... I said, what kind of a student was he, Uncle John, Dr. John Trump? [...] He said, seriously, good. He said he'd go around correcting everybody, but it didn't work out too well for him."
July 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Way to go, Grandpa!
July 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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BREAKING: Texas State Rep. James Talarico just took down Donald Trump’s Big, Ugly bill in a way we didn’t think was possible. This is incredible.
July 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
June 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Not to mention… masked hooligans snatching working people off the street, Democratic lawmakers assassinated, arrested and roughed up, teetering on all out war with Iran, embarrassed at the G7… good times
Just a little truth for a Friday morning👇👇👇
June 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
‘Beasts of the East!’
THAT’S HOW YOU OPEN A HOMESTAND

RAYS WIN RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
June 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Tampa showed up again!
10,000+! Let’s go!
June 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS - TAMPA” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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June 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Everything’s fine…
don't worry everyone, I'm certain this feud between the adderall junkie with the nuclear codes and the ketamine addict with all our social security numbers is just a tiny bump in the road towards American prosperity and greatness
June 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social is a national treasure…
Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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This isn’t just laziness, it’s a national security risk.

We have a president who’s actively avoiding the job.👇
June 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is absolutely my new most favorite brand of FAFO. ‘I stare at these 4 walls’…‘I’m there at 7:30!’ Ya mean you go to the office? I see Pirro and Habba also bitching about having to actually, ya know, work. Enjoy that awkward birthday celebration in the break room motherfuckers!
It's blatantly obvious that none of these people knows what they are doing, what real work is, or what it takes to run a small organization never mind a massive agency. They just spent years podcasting and tearing shit down about which they know nothing.
Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling... I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard."

(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
May 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
May 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Enjoy your anonymity, scumbags🤣
May 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
May 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
All of these violent, cop-assaulting rubes are gonna be lining up with their hands out
May 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
May 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM