This is still true btw
I don’t think Lola young has ever written a bad song
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is still true btw
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‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
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guy at the gas station launches into a sprawling abe simpson story about the most he ever lost on a coin toss
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
guy at the gas station launches into a sprawling abe simpson story about the most he ever lost on a coin toss
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Tim, looking at google image photos of uncle o’grimacey: “I hate this”
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Tim, looking at google image photos of uncle o’grimacey: “I hate this”
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ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.
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hey question, is this bad?
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
hey question, is this bad?
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Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports
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So much of all this shit is “will everyone just do what I say?” and I don’t know if that reassures me or worries me
Good morning. It is currently 10am EST. If you believe the President, ostensibly you now have to pay massive tariffs on roughly 43% of all goods brought into the United States. Yet there is STILL not any official documentation on any of this.
ostensibly you currently have to pay 25% to bring any goods into the US from Canada or Mexico, the highest tariffs in more than a generation. It is two hours past midnight EST and there is still no official documentation on any of this.
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So much of all this shit is “will everyone just do what I say?” and I don’t know if that reassures me or worries me
Thundering and snowing at the same time I love New England
January 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thundering and snowing at the same time I love New England
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Step by step the fascist playbook is being enacted.
Don't wait until there's book burnings taking place to speak up about it
Don't wait until there's book burnings taking place to speak up about it
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Step by step the fascist playbook is being enacted.
Don't wait until there's book burnings taking place to speak up about it
Don't wait until there's book burnings taking place to speak up about it
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US median voters have wonderous minds
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
US median voters have wonderous minds
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
I don’t think Lola young has ever written a bad song
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don’t think Lola young has ever written a bad song
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Every American: *watches the inauguration to bear witness to historical horrors*
Trump a week later and then every single day afterwards: and the ratings folks, the ratings were tremendous, thank you for loving me
Trump a week later and then every single day afterwards: and the ratings folks, the ratings were tremendous, thank you for loving me
January 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Every American: *watches the inauguration to bear witness to historical horrors*
Trump a week later and then every single day afterwards: and the ratings folks, the ratings were tremendous, thank you for loving me
Trump a week later and then every single day afterwards: and the ratings folks, the ratings were tremendous, thank you for loving me
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Asking for sex but im pointing like an orangutan 🦧
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Asking for sex but im pointing like an orangutan 🦧
A fun fact about turning 26 is that you have until Dec 31st that year to be on your parents health insurance but my birthday is Dec 28th so I only got 3 days of being insured afterwards. But if I was born 3 days later I would have gotten a full year 😐
January 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A fun fact about turning 26 is that you have until Dec 31st that year to be on your parents health insurance but my birthday is Dec 28th so I only got 3 days of being insured afterwards. But if I was born 3 days later I would have gotten a full year 😐
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Ask not for whom the hog swangs, it swangs for thee
alright I know he inadvertently brought about the conservative evangelical voting block but in Jimmy Carter's defense he does have a swangin' hog and a couple of fat nuts
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Ask not for whom the hog swangs, it swangs for thee
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I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth
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Jim Carey really do be serving up grunt in his cover of you're a mean one
December 24, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Jim Carey really do be serving up grunt in his cover of you're a mean one
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I’m late to Challengers but what a great example of something that would collapse if one of its leads were just a smidge less charismatic, maybe movie stars aren’t entirely dead
December 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I’m late to Challengers but what a great example of something that would collapse if one of its leads were just a smidge less charismatic, maybe movie stars aren’t entirely dead
Ive never made a quiche before but I’ve made pie so I’m just gonna wing it
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Ive never made a quiche before but I’ve made pie so I’m just gonna wing it