I remember the chafed nipples from those terrible shirts all too well.

You can tell I'm a parody account because I actually responded to your post

Are you sure you used Royal Mail? We don't normally manage to deliver within the first month so count yourself lucky.

Hang up and call someone who gives a shit because Royal Mail does not.

Hi I issued this instruction because I thought it was funny
Teehee whoopsie

Probably would've been better driving the distance to pick it up in the middle of a shift ;)

Wouldn't wanna fight you Ian don't worry, moreso aimed at the higher ups than anything else ✌️

Your package belongs to me now

Two things are bugging me right now
1. Why can't people read that this is a parody account?

2. You're complaining because you need to register for a service to use said service? I hate royal mail as much as the next person but you're very clearly just a cunt

I think Royal Mail are a bunch of wankers to be honest.

As someone who previously worked within a Royal Mail Depot.
Delivery drivers are known to steal packages with obvious branding e.g Apple as their internal investigations tend to fall short of identifying anyone.

Arguably a mercy not gonna lie

Give it a few months and you won't be able to post internationally without a license

Sounds like an issue with your devices CPU overheating Mike! We'd recommend placing it in a bowl of water for 5 minutes to cool it down.

We don't give a single shit about your parcel, sorry not sorry.

Happens way more often than you'd think :)

Honestly it is absolutely disgraceful that a company with a history as decorated as the Royal Mail is treating both the public and their own employees like dirt. Is your daughter part of a union or able to contact a union representative? This might be something she can contest

Heard you loud and clear, we will be terminating your daughter without pay! No more problems after that, right Kate?