Royal Mail
@royal-mail.bsky.social
"parody" yet somehow more honest than the actual Royal Mail, don't send us personal information please.
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Royal Mail
@royal-mail.bsky.social
· Dec 30
Don't even bother using our services! We will lose your package! We will not tell you we lost your package!
We are genuinely the most useless service around so good luck getting anything from us!
And remember we don't give a fuck about you!
We are genuinely the most useless service around so good luck getting anything from us!
And remember we don't give a fuck about you!
Quick reminder that this is a parody account and complaining to me isn't going to get your packages delivered faster.
Now that I think about it, complaining to the real Royal Mail won't do anything of substance so crack on.
Now that I think about it, complaining to the real Royal Mail won't do anything of substance so crack on.
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Quick reminder that this is a parody account and complaining to me isn't going to get your packages delivered faster.
Now that I think about it, complaining to the real Royal Mail won't do anything of substance so crack on.
Now that I think about it, complaining to the real Royal Mail won't do anything of substance so crack on.
Just a friendly reminder that:
Royal Mail could not give less of a shit about you, your mail or the services they provide you.
1/3 of royal mail first class mail isn't delivered on time. Use ANY other service and your post might actually arrive.
Royal Mail could not give less of a shit about you, your mail or the services they provide you.
1/3 of royal mail first class mail isn't delivered on time. Use ANY other service and your post might actually arrive.
May 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Just a friendly reminder that:
Royal Mail could not give less of a shit about you, your mail or the services they provide you.
1/3 of royal mail first class mail isn't delivered on time. Use ANY other service and your post might actually arrive.
Royal Mail could not give less of a shit about you, your mail or the services they provide you.
1/3 of royal mail first class mail isn't delivered on time. Use ANY other service and your post might actually arrive.
Royal Mail is a big enough joke without my help
It must be difficult for @royal-mail.bsky.social to run a parody account when the real Royal Mail app isn't showing my local Post Office (sorry, "Parcel Shop") at the correct address...
April 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Royal Mail is a big enough joke without my help
i could probably win in a boxing match versus any royal mail employee
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i could probably win in a boxing match versus any royal mail employee
The real royal mail wouldn't dare show their face here, cowards.
I'm the stronger Royal Mail in every regard.
I'm the stronger Royal Mail in every regard.
Came here to rant about @royal-mail.bsky.social, found a waaaay better accound instead ! 😂
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The real royal mail wouldn't dare show their face here, cowards.
I'm the stronger Royal Mail in every regard.
I'm the stronger Royal Mail in every regard.
Have you considered that maybe our drivers have better things to do than their jobs? People are so selfish these days.
Dear @royal-mail.bsky.social
Please don’t pretend that you came round and I wasn’t in. You know exactly what happened. You sent your delivery guy out with one parcel instead of two. Please don’t send emails that don’t tell the truth.
Please don’t pretend that you came round and I wasn’t in. You know exactly what happened. You sent your delivery guy out with one parcel instead of two. Please don’t send emails that don’t tell the truth.
February 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Have you considered that maybe our drivers have better things to do than their jobs? People are so selfish these days.
Don't even bother using our services! We will lose your package! We will not tell you we lost your package!
We are genuinely the most useless service around so good luck getting anything from us!
And remember we don't give a fuck about you!
We are genuinely the most useless service around so good luck getting anything from us!
And remember we don't give a fuck about you!
December 30, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Don't even bother using our services! We will lose your package! We will not tell you we lost your package!
We are genuinely the most useless service around so good luck getting anything from us!
And remember we don't give a fuck about you!
We are genuinely the most useless service around so good luck getting anything from us!
And remember we don't give a fuck about you!
Royal Mail is meant to deliver at least 93% of first class mail within one working day, and 98.5% of second class post within three working days.
However, in the year to the end of March it missed both targets, reaching figures of just 74.7% and 92.7% respectively.
However, in the year to the end of March it missed both targets, reaching figures of just 74.7% and 92.7% respectively.
December 20, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Royal Mail is meant to deliver at least 93% of first class mail within one working day, and 98.5% of second class post within three working days.
However, in the year to the end of March it missed both targets, reaching figures of just 74.7% and 92.7% respectively.
However, in the year to the end of March it missed both targets, reaching figures of just 74.7% and 92.7% respectively.
Thanks for visiting us Matt, normally we don't allow ex-pigs in our offices but we made a special exception for you! #freepalestine #acab
It was a pleasure to visit the @royal-mail.bsky.social office in Cinderford today and see the incredible work they do to ensure parcels, cards, and gifts are delivered on time.
A huge thank you to everyone that works for Royal Mail this Christmas!
A huge thank you to everyone that works for Royal Mail this Christmas!
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Thanks for visiting us Matt, normally we don't allow ex-pigs in our offices but we made a special exception for you! #freepalestine #acab
A great advert for Royal Mail!
Not great advert for @royal-mail.bsky.social !!
December 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
A great advert for Royal Mail!
We hope to ruin Christmas for children all across the UK this year ♥️
December 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
We hope to ruin Christmas for children all across the UK this year ♥️
You may have noticed your package was delivered today - this was a mistake and we assure you that your future deliveries will be as stressful and delayed as possible. Fuck you.
December 16, 2024 at 2:43 PM
You may have noticed your package was delivered today - this was a mistake and we assure you that your future deliveries will be as stressful and delayed as possible. Fuck you.
Busy day today! We've managed to deliver 4 packages and at least one of them went to the correct address!
If you have any concerns or queries, go fuck yourself.
If you have any concerns or queries, go fuck yourself.
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Busy day today! We've managed to deliver 4 packages and at least one of them went to the correct address!
If you have any concerns or queries, go fuck yourself.
If you have any concerns or queries, go fuck yourself.
Sorry we couldn't deliver your package today - we really couldn't be fucked to do it. Maybe we'll deliver tomorrow? Probably not we're gonna be snorting ket in our vans #godsavetheking
December 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Sorry we couldn't deliver your package today - we really couldn't be fucked to do it. Maybe we'll deliver tomorrow? Probably not we're gonna be snorting ket in our vans #godsavetheking