Rowan (An Actual Tree) 🏳️⚧️
@rowena-marie.bsky.social
We're plural, ask us how!
She/Her (we/us), 40. We are fascinated by anything to do with medieval daily life, like how things were made, what they wore, etc. Married to a goofy guy who we love very much.
HRT1 7/12/2012-12/1/2013
HRT2 10/31/2024-present
She/Her (we/us), 40. We are fascinated by anything to do with medieval daily life, like how things were made, what they wore, etc. Married to a goofy guy who we love very much.
HRT1 7/12/2012-12/1/2013
HRT2 10/31/2024-present
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day everyone!
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day everyone!
If you can't handle me at my screaming feral goblin, you don't deserve me at my feral screaming goblin
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If you can't handle me at my screaming feral goblin, you don't deserve me at my feral screaming goblin
I finally got season 2 of my silly animated talk show started! youtu.be/sjDlE573z_I?...
The Bordeaux Show - Baked Goods
YouTube video by The Bordeaux Show
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August 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I finally got season 2 of my silly animated talk show started! youtu.be/sjDlE573z_I?...
I was born in 1984 and I have never seen The Goonies, does that mean I'm not allowed to masturbate?
August 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I was born in 1984 and I have never seen The Goonies, does that mean I'm not allowed to masturbate?
I made this this morning. This is my life now.
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I made this this morning. This is my life now.
A contest! I'm green in this exchange and I have no shame
![A Discord conversation:
Pink: Gonna draw a boat today (cat face emoji) 9:29 AM
Green: not if I draw one first! 9:30 AM
Pink: we can both draw boats [green] (cheerleader emoji) 9:30 AM
Pink: Coopérative boat drawing 9:30 AM
Red: Let this be the hour when we draw boats together 9:31 AM
Green: (in italics) too fuckin late 9:34 AM
Green: (a crudely drawn illustration in black lines on a white background of a boat on the water, facing left, with a single triangular sail. At the front is a stick figure wearing a captain's hat and holding a spyglass, shouting "AVAST!". At the rear is a helm with a ship's wheel and another stick figure steering it, shouting "YAR!". A rudder extends below the water line, and small portholes run across the ship's hull above the water line. Beneath the drawing is the word "BŌT" hand written.) 9:34 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dkfgstcynts4osysjxsicgtk/bafkreieahnta3owpl2cfja3o5vqlguf6ga6revnlfrmohuocfwwdszp34i@jpeg)
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A contest! I'm green in this exchange and I have no shame
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I once helped Brian from Regular Car Reviews, who at the time lived a block away from me, find the upper shock mount in his old camera car. This was before RCR, but I recognized him from his old (now defunct) Youtube channel that I followed.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I once helped Brian from Regular Car Reviews, who at the time lived a block away from me, find the upper shock mount in his old camera car. This was before RCR, but I recognized him from his old (now defunct) Youtube channel that I followed.
"Get out of here, Stalker!" New gear for work, much better than inhaling steel dust!
June 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Get out of here, Stalker!" New gear for work, much better than inhaling steel dust!
Measure twice, cut once. Alt text for transcription.
May 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Measure twice, cut once. Alt text for transcription.
I found this *ancient* image of me, apparently taken on a webcam built out of a potato. Damn this was a look.
February 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I found this *ancient* image of me, apparently taken on a webcam built out of a potato. Damn this was a look.
Some folks are like "you married a man? Gross." I'm like "nah I married a nerd who likes the same things I do, he's a man by coincidence." That won't stop me trying to forced-femme him though; he'd look cute in a dress.
February 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Some folks are like "you married a man? Gross." I'm like "nah I married a nerd who likes the same things I do, he's a man by coincidence." That won't stop me trying to forced-femme him though; he'd look cute in a dress.
I did a doodle! Her name is Sherbet, she's a mechanic in a steampunk setting, and she hates orange cat jokes bc she knows they're all true
February 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I did a doodle! Her name is Sherbet, she's a mechanic in a steampunk setting, and she hates orange cat jokes bc she knows they're all true
Hey look not everyone can afford to force-femme our boys in a nice comfy basement, some of us have to sneak estradiol into their breakfast cereal and gradually replace their wardrobe with cute dresses. My husband is a work in progress so stop hassling me about my love life 'k?
February 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hey look not everyone can afford to force-femme our boys in a nice comfy basement, some of us have to sneak estradiol into their breakfast cereal and gradually replace their wardrobe with cute dresses. My husband is a work in progress so stop hassling me about my love life 'k?
Be the plumber in green overalls you want to see in the world
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Be the plumber in green overalls you want to see in the world
So I'm The Local Tran in town and the "GOP by default" idiots that infest this place still have the audacity to look me in the face when we're forced to interact, like they didn't sell me out for cheaper groceries that aren't even gonna happen, fucking cowards
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
So I'm The Local Tran in town and the "GOP by default" idiots that infest this place still have the audacity to look me in the face when we're forced to interact, like they didn't sell me out for cheaper groceries that aren't even gonna happen, fucking cowards
what the fuck is balatro?
January 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
what the fuck is balatro?
Good thing the COGIATI said I'm a "probable transsexual" 'cause it would've been embarrassing to call my surgeon to reverse my orchiectomy... I don't know if he even still has those things after this long
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Good thing the COGIATI said I'm a "probable transsexual" 'cause it would've been embarrassing to call my surgeon to reverse my orchiectomy... I don't know if he even still has those things after this long
hey, so if my husband does that "tapping on the sides of my snoot" thing to rile me up and I get into it enough that I start making little excited snorting noises like a dog while play-biting at his hand, does that count as puppy play or are we just dumbasses?
January 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
hey, so if my husband does that "tapping on the sides of my snoot" thing to rile me up and I get into it enough that I start making little excited snorting noises like a dog while play-biting at his hand, does that count as puppy play or are we just dumbasses?
I have an HRT follow-up today with my endo- gonna see if he'll help me stock up on EV vials for the impending
~ B A D T I M E S ~
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January 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I have an HRT follow-up today with my endo- gonna see if he'll help me stock up on EV vials for the impending
~ B A D T I M E S ~
~ B A D T I M E S ~
I had Christmas with my brother and his wife, and they have a horse farm, and I got to pet some goats who are very nice and cute but they really wanted to go in the house, which they are Not Allowed To Do.
December 26, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I had Christmas with my brother and his wife, and they have a horse farm, and I got to pet some goats who are very nice and cute but they really wanted to go in the house, which they are Not Allowed To Do.
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airplanes are a kind of puppy
December 24, 2024 at 5:53 AM
airplanes are a kind of puppy
Helluva Boss season finale destroyed me
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Helluva Boss season finale destroyed me