RottenMami
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闇を愛する| Metal, goth, anime & manga addict | 音楽とアニメが私の心 🖤
The sphere was lit!
December 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
The sphere was lit!
Good morning the sun says hello!
December 28, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Good morning the sun says hello!
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I am too beautiful to be up at 3am and also I am too gorgeous to be experiencing severe interpersonal anxiety
December 23, 2024 at 8:10 AM
I am too beautiful to be up at 3am and also I am too gorgeous to be experiencing severe interpersonal anxiety
Having a baby daddy is like having a permanent partner in crime… except they’re not always on your side.
December 23, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Having a baby daddy is like having a permanent partner in crime… except they’re not always on your side.
Chronic illness is like a subscription I never signed up for, but somehow I’m stuck paying the monthly fee.
December 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Chronic illness is like a subscription I never signed up for, but somehow I’m stuck paying the monthly fee.
Some days I feel like my body is the definition of ‘404 Not Found.’ Just waiting for a system update I’ll never get.
December 23, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Some days I feel like my body is the definition of ‘404 Not Found.’ Just waiting for a system update I’ll never get.
Christmas Eve: a delicate balance between anticipation and panic, where time seems to stretch and shrink simultaneously, reminding us that the best gifts are often the moments we least expect.
December 23, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Christmas Eve: a delicate balance between anticipation and panic, where time seems to stretch and shrink simultaneously, reminding us that the best gifts are often the moments we least expect.
Sometimes the best way to predict the future is to create it—preferably while sipping coffee and pretending I’m on top of things.
December 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Sometimes the best way to predict the future is to create it—preferably while sipping coffee and pretending I’m on top of things.
December 23, 2024 at 11:43 AM
At this rate, I’m just trying to survive the next few days, let alone another year.
Do we actually have to do another year after this one? Really? I barely made it through 2024 unscathed. In fact, I’m feeling very much scathed!
December 23, 2024 at 11:41 AM
At this rate, I’m just trying to survive the next few days, let alone another year.
Everyone says ‘be yourself’ until you do, and now suddenly I’m ‘too much.’
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Everyone says ‘be yourself’ until you do, and now suddenly I’m ‘too much.’
And then God says, ‘This you?
imagine getting to heaven and u meet god and they lift up their robe to unveil one of those telletubby screens on their stomach and on that screen is a video of u reading this internet post and it suddenly dawns on you just how much of ur life u wasted
December 23, 2024 at 11:38 AM
And then God says, ‘This you?
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Me: I’m so tired, I can’t wait to sleep.
My brain at 3 AM: Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012? Let’s replay it in HD.
My brain at 3 AM: Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012? Let’s replay it in HD.
December 16, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Me: I’m so tired, I can’t wait to sleep.
My brain at 3 AM: Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012? Let’s replay it in HD.
My brain at 3 AM: Remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2012? Let’s replay it in HD.
Being bipolar is great because you get two moods for the price of one. It’s like a BOGO deal, but with your sanity.
December 16, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Being bipolar is great because you get two moods for the price of one. It’s like a BOGO deal, but with your sanity.
Me: makes eye contact with someone
My brain: Do it again so they know you’re not weird.
Me: stares like a psycho
My brain: Do it again so they know you’re not weird.
Me: stares like a psycho
December 16, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Me: makes eye contact with someone
My brain: Do it again so they know you’re not weird.
Me: stares like a psycho
My brain: Do it again so they know you’re not weird.
Me: stares like a psycho
Squidword just trying to live a quiet life, and here comes SpongeBob with his relentless positivity. Honestly, same, Squidward, same.
squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in a hammock
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in a hammock
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December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Squidword just trying to live a quiet life, and here comes SpongeBob with his relentless positivity. Honestly, same, Squidward, same.
Sometimes I just wanna be a little cinnamon roll with no worries, only sprinkles and good vibes.
a cartoon character is cooking food in a kitchen .
ALT: a cartoon character is cooking food in a kitchen .
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December 13, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes I just wanna be a little cinnamon roll with no worries, only sprinkles and good vibes.
Being with a dominant man is cute until he says, ‘Wear this.’ Sir, I’m wearing fishnets and combat boots to dinner, and you’re gonna love it.
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Being with a dominant man is cute until he says, ‘Wear this.’ Sir, I’m wearing fishnets and combat boots to dinner, and you’re gonna love it.
Me: eating snacks at 2 AM
Brain: ‘You should really eat healthier.’
Me: eats another chip ‘Wow, crazy how I didn’t ask.
Brain: ‘You should really eat healthier.’
Me: eats another chip ‘Wow, crazy how I didn’t ask.
December 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me: eating snacks at 2 AM
Brain: ‘You should really eat healthier.’
Me: eats another chip ‘Wow, crazy how I didn’t ask.
Brain: ‘You should really eat healthier.’
Me: eats another chip ‘Wow, crazy how I didn’t ask.
Watching Love Island as a curvy alt girl is wild. They’re out there with abs for days and neon bikinis, while I’m over here in fishnets, eating snacks, wondering if anyone’s gonna pull me for a chat about our favorite metal bands. Zero representation, but vibes unmatched.
December 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Watching Love Island as a curvy alt girl is wild. They’re out there with abs for days and neon bikinis, while I’m over here in fishnets, eating snacks, wondering if anyone’s gonna pull me for a chat about our favorite metal bands. Zero representation, but vibes unmatched.
Watching Love Island as a goth feels like stepping into a zoo exhibit. They’re out there in neon bikinis, fake tan melting, arguing over who ‘pulled who for a chat,’ while I’m here wondering if I could survive a summer without black eyeliner. Fascinating creatures, really.
December 13, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Watching Love Island as a goth feels like stepping into a zoo exhibit. They’re out there in neon bikinis, fake tan melting, arguing over who ‘pulled who for a chat,’ while I’m here wondering if I could survive a summer without black eyeliner. Fascinating creatures, really.