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wet scientist
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RN in Alaska. Here for comedy, animals, food, art, news. Hope good people have good days. xoxo
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Surnames often reflect what one's ancestors did. That's why my last name is Grandpa
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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this was from a few months ago? idk it is still #art
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Nudibranch du jour for #nudivember. This one,doto greenamyeri, is the weirdest yet. The giant balloon things are their cert and used for breathing and maybe digestion? Weird! And they can be cast off and regenerated. Weirder!
#nudibranch #sciart #dotogreenamyeri #weirdmarineorganisms #oceanart
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can 💯 confirm if you send Lane some pictures of friends/family and tell them some things they like, will create a super unique and special exciting gift that people will LOVE so much! A couple examples in comments:
I know a lot is going on, but I would really appreciate a share. I'm still waiting on a check and I'm wrapping up the rest of my small gigs this week. If you need any art and you like what I do, please consider contacting me. I'd like to think my budget is reasonable, and I put out some good art
Hey, I'm going to be honest, I've had some rotten luck these last couple months. About three different projects got cancelled, so, if you need covers, pages, posters, album art, and you like my style, please consider hiring me.

Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com/cover-work
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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me, showing her a funny costume on my phone:

judge: please answer the qu— lol nathan garfielder
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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#7
THE SNAIL TREE

One of the things that intrigued me from the start was that these snails carry their shell in all sorts of positions: on top, hanging sideways or with the pointy end to the front.

#snailtree #mollusks #snails #photography #nature #forest #beeches #bark #moss
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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WHAT YOU LOOKING AT? A short visit from Leighton Moss finest this autumn, the Bearded Tit! #leightonmoss #birdwatching #sonyalpha
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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parents: it’s important to love and cherish your children so they don’t grow up to be loud engine revvers
July 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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🐬 Why do only some dolphins use tools?

In Shark Bay, a few dolphins carry sea sponges on their beaks to hunt hidden fish. This study shows the sponge disrupts echolocation, so using it takes time to learn and comes with trade-offs.

🔗 doi.org/10.1098/rsos...

#SciComm #Dolphins 🧪
Cultural transmission of animal tool use driven by trade-offs: insights from sponge-using dolphins | Royal Society Open Science
Although tool use offers obvious benefits to the user, the role of costs in the spread of tool use has received scant attention. Sponge tool use is a foraging technique restricted to a small subpopula...
doi.org
July 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker are storytelling geniuses! I highlight their remarkably simple but effective "but/therefore rule" in every science communication lecture I give.
July 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@roseschmits.bsky.social so amazed and in love with the 2 pots i got. absolutely gorgeous. pictures do not do them justice but did a photo shoot
July 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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we going way back for this one
July 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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extremely disappointed to learn that a coat of arms is not a jacket for an octopus
June 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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[top chef]

kristen kish: the first challenge of the season will be to slice a hoagie roll symmetrically by hand and without fear in your heart

me: (packing knives) well i am proud to have made it this far thank you everyone
May 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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When I say something occurred under mysterious circumstances it means I forgot the circumstances.
May 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Hey artists! 👋 That art share you’re hosting belongs in a museum! 💙

We’re building a little game that lets you link a Bluesky feed or post and it will display your images in an art gallery. Just like Bluesky, it hides posts for logged-out viewers if you have visibility off. 🙂

#screenshotsaturday
May 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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bobblehead? sort of a dumb name. why would you call it tha— (car hits a pothole) holy hell look at him go
March 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
February 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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if a snake told me to eat a apple i'd just tell him nah that's ok, i think probably we don't like eating the same stuff
December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding.

Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.
February 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM