Mike Rothschild
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Conspiracy theory journalist, expert witness, author of JEWISH SPACE LASERS and THE STORM IS UPON US. "Little chicken-neck guy" - Alex Jones. Contact: rothschildmd@protonmail.com. Website: TheMikeRothschild.com.
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The Trump administration is literally the nanny state that conservatives spent decades complaining about. They want to tell you what you should wear on a flight, how many cookies you should eat, who you can watch on late night TV, etc. No Democrat has ever been this much of a busybody fussbudget.
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Trump administration is literally the nanny state that conservatives spent decades complaining about. They want to tell you what you should wear on a flight, how many cookies you should eat, who you can watch on late night TV, etc. No Democrat has ever been this much of a busybody fussbudget.
Anyone with a loved one who's had advanced cognitive issues is very familiar with this kind of irrational anger greeting gentle pushback or a reminder that they'd already said something they just said again.
Reporter: “Are you committed to releasing the full video?”
Trump: “Didn't I just tell you that?”
Reporter: “You said that it was up to Sec. Hegseth.”
Trump: “You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place…You are an obnoxious, actually a terrible reporter.”
Trump: “Didn't I just tell you that?”
Reporter: “You said that it was up to Sec. Hegseth.”
Trump: “You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place…You are an obnoxious, actually a terrible reporter.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Anyone with a loved one who's had advanced cognitive issues is very familiar with this kind of irrational anger greeting gentle pushback or a reminder that they'd already said something they just said again.
He can't remember things he said or did a few days ago, which seems like a problem for a world leader.
Q: “You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd.”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”
Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”
Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
He can't remember things he said or did a few days ago, which seems like a problem for a world leader.
The GOP healthcare plan is an endless game of Who's on First:
We have a healthcare plan and it's great and you'll love it.
What is it?
It's great.
But what is it?
It's a great plan.
What's the plan?
Great.
What's in the plan?
Things you'll love that are great.
What things?
Great things.
We have a healthcare plan and it's great and you'll love it.
What is it?
It's great.
But what is it?
It's a great plan.
What's the plan?
Great.
What's in the plan?
Things you'll love that are great.
What things?
Great things.
Q: What is the Republican healthcare plan?
TRUMP: If the Democrats go along with it -- which they don't want to -- I want the money to be paid to the people to go out and buy their own healthcare.
TRUMP: If the Democrats go along with it -- which they don't want to -- I want the money to be paid to the people to go out and buy their own healthcare.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The GOP healthcare plan is an endless game of Who's on First:
We have a healthcare plan and it's great and you'll love it.
What is it?
It's great.
But what is it?
It's a great plan.
What's the plan?
Great.
What's in the plan?
Things you'll love that are great.
What things?
Great things.
We have a healthcare plan and it's great and you'll love it.
What is it?
It's great.
But what is it?
It's a great plan.
What's the plan?
Great.
What's in the plan?
Things you'll love that are great.
What things?
Great things.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Trump has three years left, but the battle to be his spiritual successor is already raging.
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trump has three years left, but the battle to be his spiritual successor is already raging.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fire survivors say rebuilding is a full time job. These last few weeks have proven it, as we've been up against multiple deadlines and I haven't been able to write at all. Your support is a huge help, and I promise to hit the ground running in 2026.
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In 2030, all content will be made by one company called KOMPANY. It will make nothing but 12-second videos of animals pooping, designed to be played in the background while you scroll your phone. It will cost $100 per month, and will secretly be run by the John Birch Society.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In 2030, all content will be made by one company called KOMPANY. It will make nothing but 12-second videos of animals pooping, designed to be played in the background while you scroll your phone. It will cost $100 per month, and will secretly be run by the John Birch Society.
The inevitable timeline of Netflix buying WB is that everyone will claim they'll retain their own branding and niches, then in a year they'll combine all their content under a stupid name like Nuxly or Warnflix, then they'll split up again, then Disney will buy the entire thing.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The inevitable timeline of Netflix buying WB is that everyone will claim they'll retain their own branding and niches, then in a year they'll combine all their content under a stupid name like Nuxly or Warnflix, then they'll split up again, then Disney will buy the entire thing.
They are malevolently evil, but they are also galactically stupid.
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They are malevolently evil, but they are also galactically stupid.
Trump is now routinely falling asleep during meetings and events. Someone is either mismanaging his schedule, or mismanaging his medical care.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump is now routinely falling asleep during meetings and events. Someone is either mismanaging his schedule, or mismanaging his medical care.
So the J6 bombing suspect is none of the people whose names have been circulating for years.
Brian Cole is the person in FBI custody who investigators believe left the pipe bombs, two senior law enforcement officials briefed on the matter told NBC News.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So the J6 bombing suspect is none of the people whose names have been circulating for years.
But my #1 song came out this year! Wha happen??
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
But my #1 song came out this year! Wha happen??
They need to get him to 1/20/2027 so JD Vance doesn't run as an instant lame duck. And I genuinely don't know if they can get him across the finish line.
Trump worked hard to conceal the back of his right hand today but Chip Somodevilla of Getty got a shot of it
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They need to get him to 1/20/2027 so JD Vance doesn't run as an instant lame duck. And I genuinely don't know if they can get him across the finish line.
Trump working especially hard today...to hide his right hand from the cameras.
Trump: "Now even the head of the autoworkers said, 'Trump is the greatest president we've ever seen.' And he happens to be right about that."
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump working especially hard today...to hide his right hand from the cameras.
Why do Trump's supporters shrug off his falling asleep during meetings? Because they've convinced themselves that "Trump never sleeps." They think he works 20 hours a day and has limitless energy. It seems he does not, but reality doesn't intrude on their sycophantic worship.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why do Trump's supporters shrug off his falling asleep during meetings? Because they've convinced themselves that "Trump never sleeps." They think he works 20 hours a day and has limitless energy. It seems he does not, but reality doesn't intrude on their sycophantic worship.
A level of obnoxious praise that would make Jim Jones uncomfortable.
Zeldin: "He is willing to take a bullet for all of you tuning in at home ... I'm grateful this holiday season for you"
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A level of obnoxious praise that would make Jim Jones uncomfortable.
Dude's falling asleep while his ministers lavish him with praise for his energy and work ethic. "Surreal" doesn't even begin to describe it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dude's falling asleep while his ministers lavish him with praise for his energy and work ethic. "Surreal" doesn't even begin to describe it.
A member of the National Guard was shot dead last week. Trump has talked about her multiple times. Does he not remember?
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A member of the National Guard was shot dead last week. Trump has talked about her multiple times. Does he not remember?
I talked to New Lines Magazine about the battle on the far right over the Epstein train wreck.
newlinesmag.com/reportage/th...
newlinesmag.com/reportage/th...
The MAGA Battle Over the Epstein Files
Trump’s image as a warrior against supposed elite pedophile cabals now faces a unique threat
newlinesmag.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I talked to New Lines Magazine about the battle on the far right over the Epstein train wreck.
newlinesmag.com/reportage/th...
newlinesmag.com/reportage/th...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This person has spent the entirety of Thanksgiving weekend relentlessly tweeting insane conspiracy theories and nonsense about me. I have never interacted with them, and blocked them years ago.
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"I don't know but it was perfect" is not the most comforting answer to "why did you get an MRI."
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"I don't know but it was perfect" is not the most comforting answer to "why did you get an MRI."
Trump's finish line is 1/20/27. If he makes it that far, they can push him out and ensure two full terms for Vance. They have no reason to keep this going any longer than that. Can he make it 14 months? I'm honestly not sure.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Trump's finish line is 1/20/27. If he makes it that far, they can push him out and ensure two full terms for Vance. They have no reason to keep this going any longer than that. Can he make it 14 months? I'm honestly not sure.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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This person has spent the entirety of Thanksgiving weekend relentlessly tweeting insane conspiracy theories and nonsense about me. I have never interacted with them, and blocked them years ago.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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