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Ross Reelachart
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My goal is to be that italian chef who was the last person on the boat before it fully sank in the movie Titanic, except for Twitter.
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Would absolutely love a film version of the Bat-Mite episode of BRAVE AND THE BOLD.
Bat-Mite from season 1, episode 19 of BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD. Bat-Mite is a little cartoonish imp in a floppy Batman costume that makes meta jokes about Batman. He is reading a statement about "how to interpret Batman". The statement is "Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it's certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots as the tortured avenger crying out for mommy and daddy."
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I liked PLURIBUS before it was cool.
The character Legion from the video game MASS EFFECT 3. Legion is a robotic character with a humanoid shape and a single glowing digital "eye" for a head. Legion is a member of the "geth" an in-universe machine race whom are actually an uncountable number of sentient software programs that network together within a "platform" (a physical body). Therefore, all geth can communicate with each other wirelessly and can theoretically all exist within the same or multiple bodies at once. How this race behaves and makes decisions is a major part of their narrative arc.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Are you sure about that, buddy?

I don't think the hanged are gonna be who you think it is.
From ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS. The executioner takes humorous measurements to find just the perfectly sized noose.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Some of y'all weren't aware that Halle Berry was "back."

Shame.
Promotional image for JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3, featuring Halle Berry as a badass assassin in leather flanked by her two attack dogs. Berry gets her own action sequence in the movie where she shoots a ton of mfers and her dogs bite so many dicks. It rules.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Someone better versed in this particular facet of fandom, is this a significant amount or not? (not necessarily sheer volume, but an amount at all)
Screenshot of the popular fanfiction website Archive of Our Own, or AO3. Showing that there are at least 80 Works for the 2025 TV show PLURIBUS.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
A typical party in the critically-acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy 14. A typical party is composed of 1 Tank, 1 Healer, and 2 DPS.
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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"It happened to me."

I haven't updated my LinkedIn in forever because it's a social media network for people who have replaced their brains with PowerPoint and their souls with KPI metrics.

And this a part-time offer to a guy who has been working at a place for 8 years now.
A LinkedIn email from some fucking AI shithouse that's offering me a part-time Writing Editor role to train and refine their plagiarism and suicide machine. And it doesn't even pay that well.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I ain't showing up for another JURASSIC PARK/WORLD movie until we stop dicking around and just skip to the good parts.
A tyrannosaurus rex flying an F-14 fighter jet over a heard of triceratops. From Bill Watterson's CALVIN AND HOBBES comic. This specific painting was used as the back cover for the collection "There's Treasure Everywhere."
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Mole Man from the old Hanna-Barbera FANTASTIC FOUR cartoon. He's a chubby white dude with grey cropped hair, slit glasses, and a huge collared cape. He will one day destroy the darned Fantastic Four!
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
The extravagant and all-powerful Chairman Kaga from the original Japanese version of IRON CHEF. He is a handsome Japanese man with immaculately coifed hair and fashion sense that would blind Liberace. He has just taken a massive bite out of a raw yellow pepper and he his smiling as he envisions his next cooking-based competition/torture.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Hey, guys! Check this shit out!

Can you believe some french dude was just throwing this out?
The logo for UBISOFT.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I mean, be real, most people would run away from this too.
Lumpy Bacca (full name Lumpawaroo) from the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Son of Chewbacca. Close-up on the gurning, low resolution face of a distressing wookie child with human teeth and eyes that beg for death. Nearby, off-screen his grandfather Itchy Bacca is jerking off to space porn featuring Diahann Carroll in a VR headset.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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here's how to reboot Bond:

"But Grandpa! He exploded!"

"Now. Now. Wait until you hear the rest of the story."
Ernest Borgnine from episode 1003 of MST3K. "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders." Mike and the bots endure a doddering old man traumatizing his grandson with a surprisingly vicious story about an evil demonic monkey doll while Merlin does some bullshit around town.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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After seeing PREDATOR: BADLANDS go for the big swing for the Predator, I got a pitch for a big swing for the ALIEN franchise.

The vision may be difficult to see, but I think there's Juice here:
Box art for 2009 WII game DEADLY CREATURES. It features a rattlesnake and a tarantula engaged in combat. The game is almost entirely without spoke dialogue, as the animals you play as and fight do not speak. They are simply animals and insects engaged in the fight for survival (using sick character action combat). A common screen grab from the 2018 version of SUSPIRIA by director Luca Guadagnino. A tightly-packed group of dancers in skin-exposing red costumes that hang from their bodies and limbs like blood. It is most beautiful and haunting in a way. The dancers' bodies conveying the overall horror tone of the movie. Screen grab from the "The Rite of Spring" segment from the 1950 FANTASIA movie from Disney. A t-rex and a stegosaurus face-off in the rain. Again, without dialogue and mostly propelled by the musical composition, this segment tells the tale of the life and death of the dinosaurs. A production still from some stage production of the Broadway musical CATS. Several dancers in cat costumes and make-up that are both weirdly horny and comedically-off-putting pose... like cats. Again, the physicality of people in costumes convey the emotions and story.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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My distribution of 1st/2nd/3rd/4th-Tier Win runs in THE BAZAAR looks like I fucking faked it.

This is *too perfectly* evenly distributed.
From my personal statistics in the autobattler game THE BAZAAR. I have 2 Diamond wins. 32 Gold wins. 62 Silver wins. and 92 Bronze wins. A nearly perfectly symmetrical ratio of wins from hardest-to-achieve to easiest-to-achieve.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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THE JUSTICE FRIENDS. A bunch of "parody" superheroes from the cartoon DEXTER'S LABORATORY. The primary "trio" is comprised of: Major Glory: An America-themed caped superhero. Imagine if Superman had a Captain America's aesthetic. Valhallen: A guitar-wielding viking God of Rock who is a parody of Eddie Van Halen. The inFfaggable Krunk: Basically a purple Hulk parody.
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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PREDATOR: BADLANDS
dir: Dan Trachtenberg
A collage of "animals as appliances" from the FLINTSTONES cartoon.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬

To this day, I do NOT like having trees near my bedroom window.
The tree scene from POLTERGEIST (1982). A gnarled arm-like branch from a tree breaks through the window of a child's bedroom, snatching them from their bed.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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But have we considered that the sandwich DID explode in a spray of mustard and onions, but then it un-exploded itself?

Have we considered the possibility of an enemy STAND?!
The STAND Crazy Diamond from the fourth JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE entry "Diamond is Unbreakable." Crazy Diamond looks like a big muscular man with pink skin and silver armor, and is the STAND of Josuke Higashikata. In addition to immense speed and power, Crazy Diamond is able to "restore" things back to a previous state. In essence, "healing" or "repairing" them if they were broken.
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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BREAKING:

A photo of a completed Virginia ballot for November 2025 has LEAKED:
A blue square
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Ya hate to see it!
Snippet from the Associated Press' coverage of the 2025 NYC mayor election. It's two live blogs from the watch party of each candidate. The first says: The scene at Cuomo’s watch party By PHILIP MARCELO The crowd at Cuomo’s party has thinned somewhat as some guests head out. For everyone else, the red wine is flowing, and Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” is playing. The second says: At Mamdani’s watch party: ‘Not Like Us’ By JAKE OFFENHARTZ In the middle of the ballroom, Joanne Grill, a 62-year-old co-chair of the New York State Tenant Block, joined a group dancing in a circle to Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.” “We beat the millionaires and billionaires — little old us, people, tenants, real working-class New Yorkers are taking this city back,” Grill said.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Colorized manga panels from JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STONE OCEAN chapter 17. Jotaro Kujo and Jolyne Cujoh are sitting in an interrogation room with a body on the floor. They're slumped in their chairs, as if asleep or sedated. Fucking EVERYTHING is covered in a white goo. The characters, the table, the walls, the body. Believe it or not, this is the work of an enemy STAND.
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Happy Godzilla Day, to all who observe.
Two absolute Chads, Jet Jaguar and Godzilla, shaking hands in the 1973 film GODZILLA VS. MEGALON. Jet Jaguar is a colorful and silver-headed tokusatu-esque giant robot man with a big robot smile who eats sushi from a pail. Godzilla is a giant lizard kaiju and I shouldn't have to explain Godzilla even if you can't see the image.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The "Congrats, Happy for you, Nice" meme with the scowling young child in a slick pastel fit. Why can't I watch GDT's FRANKENSTEIN in a theater near me?!
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Zohran clearly never memorized his family multiplication tables. This makes him unsuitable for mayor and also should be jailed.
A "relationship chart" outlining the names (titles?) of a family member relative to a single member of that family and the separation via parent, grandparent, sibling, etc. I'm not going to outline all of it.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM