I know bugger all about art, but after visiting the National Portrait Gallery today I do know that one of these winning Portrait of The Year (painted - these are all paintings) ahead of the other three is fucking ridiculous.
August 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know bugger all about art, but after visiting the National Portrait Gallery today I do know that one of these winning Portrait of The Year (painted - these are all paintings) ahead of the other three is fucking ridiculous.
And, as a Brucey Bonus, my son pretty much conquered his fear of dogs (after a few off-lead local incidents) thanks to these two. Tony, the unit, is a Staffy/British Bulldog cross. Emma the farmer rightly described him as a “cuddle monster” ❤️
July 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And, as a Brucey Bonus, my son pretty much conquered his fear of dogs (after a few off-lead local incidents) thanks to these two. Tony, the unit, is a Staffy/British Bulldog cross. Emma the farmer rightly described him as a “cuddle monster” ❤️
Did I mention the awesome goats? Turns out the goat meat we buy from the butcher in town comes from here. The best husbandry. Lovely farm and lovely people. Though may give goat curry a miss for a while having bonded.
July 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Did I mention the awesome goats? Turns out the goat meat we buy from the butcher in town comes from here. The best husbandry. Lovely farm and lovely people. Though may give goat curry a miss for a while having bonded.
Filling the endless school holiday void we went to a farm on the other side of the valley. What a fab way to spend an hour. Here I am stroking a goat while my nine-year-old zooms in on my face which is his current favourite thing to do because “you look confused by everything”.
July 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Filling the endless school holiday void we went to a farm on the other side of the valley. What a fab way to spend an hour. Here I am stroking a goat while my nine-year-old zooms in on my face which is his current favourite thing to do because “you look confused by everything”.
Was tasked, at five hours’ notice, to rustle up a costume for tonight’s school disco on the theme of ‘Historical [pre-2000, gasp] figures’. Quick trip to town and I have produced this for my nine-year-old. “IT’S TOO NICHE” says my wife. 🙄
July 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Was tasked, at five hours’ notice, to rustle up a costume for tonight’s school disco on the theme of ‘Historical [pre-2000, gasp] figures’. Quick trip to town and I have produced this for my nine-year-old. “IT’S TOO NICHE” says my wife. 🙄
Had a fever dream in which I went to a batshit football-meets-art exhibition and stood inside a goblin’s head while listening to Ella Toone read an autobiographical poem, oh no wait that actually happened.
July 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Had a fever dream in which I went to a batshit football-meets-art exhibition and stood inside a goblin’s head while listening to Ella Toone read an autobiographical poem, oh no wait that actually happened.
Took an injured blackbird in this week (wonky neck, maybe flew into a window) who is off to a bird rescue place tomorrow. Have become quite attached! Will miss fishing the imaginatively named Birdy out from behind the bog/under the sofa.
July 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Took an injured blackbird in this week (wonky neck, maybe flew into a window) who is off to a bird rescue place tomorrow. Have become quite attached! Will miss fishing the imaginatively named Birdy out from behind the bog/under the sofa.
The second-brightest object in the universe is a quasar located in a distant galaxy called J0529-4351, powered by a supermassive black hole and estimated to be 500 trillion times brighter than our sun.
The brightest object in the universe is our village farmer Roy's hi-vis jacket.
July 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The second-brightest object in the universe is a quasar located in a distant galaxy called J0529-4351, powered by a supermassive black hole and estimated to be 500 trillion times brighter than our sun.
The brightest object in the universe is our village farmer Roy's hi-vis jacket.