Rosco
@rosslikesoceans.bsky.social
Kiwi husband and dad just doing the best I can.
Fuck it. I'll pay for Limewire
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Fuck it. I'll pay for Limewire
If life gives you lemons, thats socialism and the capitalists will be upset you were not charged full price
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If life gives you lemons, thats socialism and the capitalists will be upset you were not charged full price
Ratatouille is the best movie ever made and I won't be taking questions
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ratatouille is the best movie ever made and I won't be taking questions
I wasn't even part of the protest and got a Soros check
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I wasn't even part of the protest and got a Soros check
A good friend once said to me "A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom" and that still resonates with me today
October 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A good friend once said to me "A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom" and that still resonates with me today
All over New Zealand are public toilets with automatic doors, water etc and a voice that tells you how long you're allowed, but what's funny is they all play an instrumental version of Burt Bacharach's "what the world needs now is love"
#newzealand
#newzealand
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
All over New Zealand are public toilets with automatic doors, water etc and a voice that tells you how long you're allowed, but what's funny is they all play an instrumental version of Burt Bacharach's "what the world needs now is love"
#newzealand
#newzealand
Out of all the cringy stuff posted on Instagram, American conservatives post the cringiest. Like stop being weird.
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Out of all the cringy stuff posted on Instagram, American conservatives post the cringiest. Like stop being weird.
Me: hey what's the date of my mother in-laws birthday?
My brain: "alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention, something grabs hold me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly..."
My brain: "alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention, something grabs hold me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly..."
me: hey man I need to recall something
my brain: oh every word to the 1990 hit "Elevate My Mind" by the Stereo MCs yeah no problem buddy I got you
me: no no I need my sister's phone number
my brain: ah dang man I wish I could help
my brain: oh every word to the 1990 hit "Elevate My Mind" by the Stereo MCs yeah no problem buddy I got you
me: no no I need my sister's phone number
my brain: ah dang man I wish I could help
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Me: hey what's the date of my mother in-laws birthday?
My brain: "alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention, something grabs hold me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly..."
My brain: "alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention, something grabs hold me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly..."
Me: im not interested
Instagram: okay here are 17 more reels exactly like it
Instagram: okay here are 17 more reels exactly like it
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me: im not interested
Instagram: okay here are 17 more reels exactly like it
Instagram: okay here are 17 more reels exactly like it
All this to protect a pedofile is absolutely insane.
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
All this to protect a pedofile is absolutely insane.
Ai is gonna get worse before it gets better
"And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it ‘the future,’ AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line".
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...
Robin Williams’ daughter Zelda hits out at AI-generated videos of her dead father: ‘stop doing this to him’
Film-maker tells the public to stop sending her videos, saying: ‘You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings’
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Ai is gonna get worse before it gets better
Okay so this Kinnu app is neat
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Okay so this Kinnu app is neat
Always remember, Trump referred to Gaza as "great real estate "
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Always remember, Trump referred to Gaza as "great real estate "
I feel like Microsoft teams is a social experiment to test people's breaking point
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel like Microsoft teams is a social experiment to test people's breaking point
*Lying on my sons bed telling him the greatest story ever told:
“You see, Cole Trickle wasn’t a conventional race car driver so Harry had to bring him in line because he kept burning up the tires”
“You see, Cole Trickle wasn’t a conventional race car driver so Harry had to bring him in line because he kept burning up the tires”
August 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
*Lying on my sons bed telling him the greatest story ever told:
“You see, Cole Trickle wasn’t a conventional race car driver so Harry had to bring him in line because he kept burning up the tires”
“You see, Cole Trickle wasn’t a conventional race car driver so Harry had to bring him in line because he kept burning up the tires”
Release the Epstein files
Lock them up for life
Lock them up for life
July 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Release the Epstein files
Lock them up for life
Lock them up for life
The reason Trump is coming after Clinton and Obama is because she’s a woman and he’s black. Thats it.
July 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The reason Trump is coming after Clinton and Obama is because she’s a woman and he’s black. Thats it.
This headline is what we were all thinking
July 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This headline is what we were all thinking
I asked my toddler how she wanted her toast cut and she said into 5s and I honestly have no idea how to do it
June 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I asked my toddler how she wanted her toast cut and she said into 5s and I honestly have no idea how to do it
Me: hey Kewpie I’d love to use all the mayo in the bottle
Makers of said bottle: fuck off
Makers of said bottle: fuck off
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Me: hey Kewpie I’d love to use all the mayo in the bottle
Makers of said bottle: fuck off
Makers of said bottle: fuck off
MAGA seem pretty upset the newly elected Pope cares about other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
MAGA seem pretty upset the newly elected Pope cares about other people
Every Grand designs episode:
“our budget was 5.5 million but we somehow spent 8.3 million”
“our budget was 5.5 million but we somehow spent 8.3 million”
April 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Every Grand designs episode:
“our budget was 5.5 million but we somehow spent 8.3 million”
“our budget was 5.5 million but we somehow spent 8.3 million”