Watching a metal head spread marmalade on toast at a breakfast buffet was not on my 2025 bingo card
July 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Watching a metal head spread marmalade on toast at a breakfast buffet was not on my 2025 bingo card
genuinely though, do i like him or am I ovulating
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
genuinely though, do i like him or am I ovulating
Shall I wear a hardhat on my walk tonight incase sputnik comes down on me
May 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Shall I wear a hardhat on my walk tonight incase sputnik comes down on me
Eating an ice cream at work before midday feels more morally wrong than having a glass of wine at work before midday
April 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Eating an ice cream at work before midday feels more morally wrong than having a glass of wine at work before midday
Some one asked to see my work portfolio whist on the dance floor in MET lounge - and i showed them it too
April 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Some one asked to see my work portfolio whist on the dance floor in MET lounge - and i showed them it too
Just dreamt no one came to my eurovision party
April 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just dreamt no one came to my eurovision party
It was Wednesday yesterday
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It was Wednesday yesterday
There's a documentary about the Titanic on Channel 4. I hope nothing bad happens
March 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There's a documentary about the Titanic on Channel 4. I hope nothing bad happens
Went hospital for a urine test today but it ended actually being a blood test. I held my wee in for 2 hours for no reason
March 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Went hospital for a urine test today but it ended actually being a blood test. I held my wee in for 2 hours for no reason
First tweet on new phone
Hello
Hello
March 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
First tweet on new phone
Hello
Hello
Just set up a new printer - hold onto your butts, i’m about to do some serious printing
March 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just set up a new printer - hold onto your butts, i’m about to do some serious printing
Jag visade IKEA idag och äter köttbullar, men köper inte något annat.
March 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jag visade IKEA idag och äter köttbullar, men köper inte något annat.
This-time-next-week it’ll be 6:26pm
February 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This-time-next-week it’ll be 6:26pm
I had a meal out tonight
February 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I had a meal out tonight
Whilst having a bath this evening I did an impression of Heather Small singing hits from Genesis
February 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Whilst having a bath this evening I did an impression of Heather Small singing hits from Genesis
“make it pop” is not a design brief
February 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“make it pop” is not a design brief
I have missed some absolute fire updates on here, i can only apologise for my absence
February 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I have missed some absolute fire updates on here, i can only apologise for my absence
Christ is that the time? I’m going to have some toast i think
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Christ is that the time? I’m going to have some toast i think
Doing this again right now so just reposting rather than writing about it again
I’m having a sherry because i’m a 95 year old gran
February 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Doing this again right now so just reposting rather than writing about it again
Ham egg n chips tonight @klummm.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ham egg n chips tonight @klummm.bsky.social
