Or you can run around the aisles with a GoPro and squad light atop your head, filming everything you see.

I bet Frankie called it “My Way.”

Hobgoblins is too self-aware of its own badness, and is harder to watch than Manos.

RIP Castleton, except oddly in athletics.

Let me know when Bob Evil shows up.

In short, the Senate Dems who caved in are happily telling their constituents and voters to fuck off, that they should never expect them to listen, that all communication should come from them and not from the voters, and that you should vote for the folks they want, not for whom you want. 3/3

…there's now a more engaged Democratic voting bloc electing reps to counter Trump's actions on the state level. An engaged voting bloc is not what the Senate wants, as they'll start questioning your actions. Therefore, the cave-in is a way to counter any momentum for the Senate to act. 2/n

Is the monorail still an option at Detroit?

It’s like this essay was specifically written for you.