Rose
@roseb809.bsky.social
I write. I think. I paint. Inspiration to many, known by few.
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*Rose Bernard is a pen name
https://linktr.ee/roseb5
*Rose Bernard is a pen name
If I wasn’t already an official member, I believe I am now a card-carrying member of the evil women club bc the line “it struck me as nothing more than a public declaration of sanity in the face of psychic terrorism.” made me actually laugh out loud open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
The Anti-Cosmetic Surgery Essay Every Woman Should Read
Long Live the Old Flesh
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If I wasn’t already an official member, I believe I am now a card-carrying member of the evil women club bc the line “it struck me as nothing more than a public declaration of sanity in the face of psychic terrorism.” made me actually laugh out loud open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
Almonds have a government sponsored marketing board. They have a lobby! One of the funniest facts I’ve learned recently
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Almonds have a government sponsored marketing board. They have a lobby! One of the funniest facts I’ve learned recently
I’m gonna look really good tonight, also slightly unfinished because that’s kinda the point
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m gonna look really good tonight, also slightly unfinished because that’s kinda the point
The lady sitting next to me on the train is watching a Q&A about inspired evolution
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The lady sitting next to me on the train is watching a Q&A about inspired evolution
Today I’m thankful for trains and my brother
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today I’m thankful for trains and my brother
Do you guys think this sounds like me? www.tiktok.com/@laurenashas...
sagittarius
TikTok video by lauren 🦋
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November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Do you guys think this sounds like me? www.tiktok.com/@laurenashas...
Do you think it would work if I wished for someone to tell me what to do
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Do you think it would work if I wished for someone to tell me what to do
Given the songs I’m seeing in a number of top threes I’m standing by my wowwwweeee am I good at this and adding an or what
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Given the songs I’m seeing in a number of top threes I’m standing by my wowwwweeee am I good at this and adding an or what
Truly nothing better than a local jazz band with a 75 yo on keys and a 20 yo on drums
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Truly nothing better than a local jazz band with a 75 yo on keys and a 20 yo on drums
It’s all about the widening of perspective
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s all about the widening of perspective
And I was just trying to convince myself that psychics aren’t real
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And I was just trying to convince myself that psychics aren’t real
I had a breakfast this morning that wasn’t only carbs. I put avocado and an egg on my usual toast. I know everyone’s really excited to hear that
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I had a breakfast this morning that wasn’t only carbs. I put avocado and an egg on my usual toast. I know everyone’s really excited to hear that
This made me laugh very hard last night
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This made me laugh very hard last night
Ok so I definitely asked for this one 😂😭😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ok so I definitely asked for this one 😂😭😂
Remind me to brag sometime about how unfazed I am by most minor inconveniences
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remind me to brag sometime about how unfazed I am by most minor inconveniences
Planning my reading schedule for the month and thinking about all the ways I could be a brat this week <3
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Planning my reading schedule for the month and thinking about all the ways I could be a brat this week <3
I wish I was in a universe where sheetz sold loosies. Because life is brutal. And people die. And then smarmy fucking pastors try to sales pitch their church (and to a lesser extent a questionable jesus) during a 27 year old’s funeral service.
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I wish I was in a universe where sheetz sold loosies. Because life is brutal. And people die. And then smarmy fucking pastors try to sales pitch their church (and to a lesser extent a questionable jesus) during a 27 year old’s funeral service.
The new Mynabirds!!! Chills!!!!!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The new Mynabirds!!! Chills!!!!!!!!!
That’s just show business, baby
tjsbb (stolen from my cousin)
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
That’s just show business, baby
I have been banned from tiktok (website logged me out and keeps glitching when I try to log back in)
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have been banned from tiktok (website logged me out and keeps glitching when I try to log back in)
if you don't understand the catharsis of it all, i'm not really sure you should be here
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
if you don't understand the catharsis of it all, i'm not really sure you should be here
Finished reading one qual studies book. Next one up! Once I figure out how to actually talk to people y’all are finished 😉
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Finished reading one qual studies book. Next one up! Once I figure out how to actually talk to people y’all are finished 😉
I’m in the bath, I’ve had one (1) drink of elderflower gin and lemon seltzer, and I would just like to say I really love Halsey and I hope they’re doing okay after the emergency last night. ok, thank you, goodnight
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m in the bath, I’ve had one (1) drink of elderflower gin and lemon seltzer, and I would just like to say I really love Halsey and I hope they’re doing okay after the emergency last night. ok, thank you, goodnight