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Oh my god, somebody go get pawpaw…

Our “President”, folks. Basking in totally unrelated glory.

Shit for brains. #trump #chelsea
July 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Girl, same.
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Drunken Cunts. Except for J. D. the only blue tie. Lmao
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh look. Cunts.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
May 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ellen and Portia, what the fuck are you doing? Get off my fucking TV, ya ship jumping snatches. Don't you have enough fucking money? #ellen #fuckher #greed #isayfuckalot
May 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Come get me, too, then, bitches.

You gotta be out of your mind if you REALLY think getting 86'd means getting killed.

#trump #republicanlunacy #8647
May 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
May 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Volunteered at a produce rescue this weekend and was rewarded with all kinds of veggie loot. Canned some tomato sauce and some salsa.

Reach out in your community and try and do some good.

#p.o.w.w.o.w
#giveyourtime
#canning
#prepper
May 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I mean, come on.. #downtonabbey
April 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Phoenix spring time evening. It's fucking glorious here.
April 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I am gayer than a football bat but I have been in love with #ElizabethMcGovern my whole life.
April 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Look at this fuckin PORK stock. Yes ma'am. #prepper #pigjuice
April 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen in four months and the universes gift to me so that I don't have to imagine the face this fucker is going to make when he shuffles off this mortal coil with a load in his diapers.

#sleepytrump #trump #fucktrump
April 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm so fucking good at this. #prepper #canning #thickgayoftheapocalypse
April 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
April 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
12 pints of RoseRed Homesteads spicy pork in the pressure canner and a big pot of pig stock going next to it!
#prepper #shegonnaeat
April 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
She's canning chicken and drinkin LIQUOR this morning. What are you gonna do with YOUR day?
#canning #prepper #fatbitchWILLeatfortheapocalypse
April 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
April 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Been learning how to pressure can! There's chili beef going in there!!

#gayprepper #shegonEATwhiletheworldburnsdown
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is my sweet baby Benadryl Bandersnatch (Benny). He passed away from a fungal lung infection almost a year ago.

I had a dream about this good boy this morning and woke up sobbing.

#grief #furbaby #fuckoklahoma
April 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ten minutes in and I'm captivated. #betterman

I think I'm gonna love this.
April 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My sweet girl loves to sunbathe too. She's ten and I'll let her do it as long as she wants. Sunshine puppy
April 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM