rose 🍊
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neurodivergent but still sexy 🎨
adult || she/her
opossum enthusiast -‘๑’-
adult || she/her
opossum enthusiast -‘๑’-
just saw the opera and the whole time i could only think about how i can’t let me and my parents walk in an alleyway afterwards
December 22, 2024 at 11:52 PM
just saw the opera and the whole time i could only think about how i can’t let me and my parents walk in an alleyway afterwards
wicked must be an INSANELY good movie if the only criticisms people can come up with are “i don’t like that they get emotional” and “her septum piercing is ugly”
December 12, 2024 at 5:36 AM
wicked must be an INSANELY good movie if the only criticisms people can come up with are “i don’t like that they get emotional” and “her septum piercing is ugly”
[trying to flirt] siblings or dating: me and you
December 11, 2024 at 8:57 PM
[trying to flirt] siblings or dating: me and you
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Coffee so good you flirt with the idea of having hope
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Coffee so good you flirt with the idea of having hope
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the b in “boner” is actually a p that has one
December 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
the b in “boner” is actually a p that has one
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when your girl comes over for dinner cook your kraft macaroni and cheese in hot dog water so she knows you appreciate the finer things
December 11, 2024 at 1:10 AM
when your girl comes over for dinner cook your kraft macaroni and cheese in hot dog water so she knows you appreciate the finer things
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At Starbucks Lil Wayne is known as Tall Wayne
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
At Starbucks Lil Wayne is known as Tall Wayne
telling my foreign roommate that peter dinklage was in a movie called elf and is now the talking goat in a movie about singing munchkins and witches and her giving me the most confused look i’ve ever seen on a person
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
telling my foreign roommate that peter dinklage was in a movie called elf and is now the talking goat in a movie about singing munchkins and witches and her giving me the most confused look i’ve ever seen on a person
me and my boyfriend btw. this is a real photo of us. you may have heard of him.
December 11, 2024 at 12:11 AM
me and my boyfriend btw. this is a real photo of us. you may have heard of him.
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Beetlejuice should show up for a bit in non-Beetlejuice movies. Like, most movies
December 10, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Beetlejuice should show up for a bit in non-Beetlejuice movies. Like, most movies
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I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to steal the Declaration of Independence.
December 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to steal the Declaration of Independence.
now why the hell are they deleting shows now. not just cancelling them, but erasing them from existence. why. i want to watch rise of the pink ladies.
December 10, 2024 at 11:38 PM
now why the hell are they deleting shows now. not just cancelling them, but erasing them from existence. why. i want to watch rise of the pink ladies.
6 x 6 being 36 is the fucking sexiest thing i’ve ever seen
December 10, 2024 at 11:36 PM
6 x 6 being 36 is the fucking sexiest thing i’ve ever seen
thinking about when my friend tagged me in this silly old weird guys post on tiktok and i was like hell yeah and then the weird guy kept replying to me and i got way too involved due to my nature of people pleasing and he started messaging me about his life and asking if i wanted to travel with him
December 10, 2024 at 9:22 PM
thinking about when my friend tagged me in this silly old weird guys post on tiktok and i was like hell yeah and then the weird guy kept replying to me and i got way too involved due to my nature of people pleasing and he started messaging me about his life and asking if i wanted to travel with him
*making out with you* hold on i need to check on my puffles in club penguin real quick
December 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
*making out with you* hold on i need to check on my puffles in club penguin real quick
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wait holy shit
im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
wait holy shit
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As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...
Two Very Different Manhattan Murder Investigations
The NYPD spent countless hours and resources searching for a CEO’s killer, but has made little evident progress on the fatal stabbing of a migrant teen.
hellgatenyc.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...
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"Every flower tells a story of beauty and strength."
Image Credit: Ashi
Image Credit: Ashi
December 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM
"Every flower tells a story of beauty and strength."
Image Credit: Ashi
Image Credit: Ashi
what if he’s just a really big wicked fan and killed the CEO in order to get everyone to forget about the holding space interview
December 10, 2024 at 8:08 AM
what if he’s just a really big wicked fan and killed the CEO in order to get everyone to forget about the holding space interview
i had this happen to me except it wasn’t songs it was kettle brand pepperoncini chips
getting obsessed with a song → playing it over and over → getting burned out on it → forgetting about it entirely → finding it again after a long fallow period → getting obsessed with it all over again
December 10, 2024 at 8:06 AM
i had this happen to me except it wasn’t songs it was kettle brand pepperoncini chips
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Who is #Luigi Mangione?
He is a reader with 295 books listed on Goodreads.
He holds a Master’s & Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from the University of PA.
He was the valedictorian at Gilman School in Baltimore.
Worked on machine learning, robotics w/ projects on GitHub.
An anti-capitalist.
He is a reader with 295 books listed on Goodreads.
He holds a Master’s & Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from the University of PA.
He was the valedictorian at Gilman School in Baltimore.
Worked on machine learning, robotics w/ projects on GitHub.
An anti-capitalist.
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Who is #Luigi Mangione?
He is a reader with 295 books listed on Goodreads.
He holds a Master’s & Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from the University of PA.
He was the valedictorian at Gilman School in Baltimore.
Worked on machine learning, robotics w/ projects on GitHub.
An anti-capitalist.
He is a reader with 295 books listed on Goodreads.
He holds a Master’s & Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from the University of PA.
He was the valedictorian at Gilman School in Baltimore.
Worked on machine learning, robotics w/ projects on GitHub.
An anti-capitalist.
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I challenge anyone who asserts that The Princess Bride isn’t one of the greatest films ever made.
December 9, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I challenge anyone who asserts that The Princess Bride isn’t one of the greatest films ever made.